Oh Boy!!!

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

i need an unethical doctor who will use secret techniques to crunch my back so good it cures my genetic conditions and also prescribes me a million dollars and some melatonin. thank you

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Armand during Louis saw trap: I’m so glad you went around and fucked random men all the time, it really freed up my schedule to watch my beloved Daniel uninterrupted :)

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys

Burger queen divorced him

your mom is a baked potato your dad's dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

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"i feel besquintled", said no one ever. because that's not a word.