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this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

it’s what they would have wanted

happy moonwalk day

Things Michael Collins absolutely would have done given the chance.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

theres a lot of hootin and tootin

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

No I genuinely don't think there's any better wording of the last part

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

happy fathers day

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

worst possible response thanks so much

“you’re so weird, are you on something?” yeah i’ve been on tumblr for 10+years

i have seen this post on my dash 7 times now and every time i think more loudly, 'this is what Batman villain The Penguin's dialogue sounds like when they let him be fun to watch.'