Her Offering
By Steven J. Cavenaugh
*author’s note: a loyal reader noticed a missing word in line five of the last paragraph. It should say, “and placed his hand around her...”
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Her Offering
By Steven J. Cavenaugh
*author’s note: a loyal reader noticed a missing word in line five of the last paragraph. It should say, “and placed his hand around her...”
Thank you for the catch! 😊

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Rations for various RPG Races
[[ Source. Original creator: wats6831. Additional information and images linked under each one. ]]
Universal:
Homemade artisan herb bread, home grown and dried apples and prunes, uncured beef sausage, munster cheese. Made a small bag from cheesecloth and tied it closed.
Discussion thread here.
Dwarf:
Garlic chicken livers, smoked and peppered cheese, spiced pork sausages, hard tack, dried vegetables, dried wild mushrooms.
Discussion thread here.
Elf:
Top left to right: Evereskan Honey Comb, Elven Travel Bread (Amaretto Liquer Cake with custom swirls), Lurien Spring Cheese (goat cheese with garlic, salt, spices and shallots), Delimbyr Vale Smoked Silverfin (Salmon), Honey Spiced Lichen (Kale Chips), and Silverwood Pine Nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Halfling:
From upper left: “Honeytack” Hard tack honey cakes, beef sausage, pork sausage mini links, mini whole wheat toast, cranberry cheddar cheese mini wedge, mini pickles, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, lower right is my homemade “travel cake” muesli with raisins, golden prunes, honey, eggs and cream.
Discussion thread here.
Half-Orc:
Wrapped in cheesecloth and tied in burlap package. Forest strider drumsticks, molasses sweet wheat bread “black strap”, aged Munster, hard boiled eggs, mixed wild nuts.
Discussion thread here.
Orc:
Orcs aren’t known for their great cuisine. Orcs prefer foods that are readily available (whatever can be had by raiding), and portable with little preparation, though they have a few racial delicacies. Toughs strips of lean meat, bones scavenged from recent kills, and dark coarse bread make up the bulk of common orc rations.Fire roasted rothe femur (marrow is a rare treat) [beef femur], Strips of dried meat (of unknown origin) [homemade goose jerky], foraged nuts, only edible by orcs….nut cracker tusks [brazil nuts], coarse black bread, made with whatever grains can be pillaged [black sesame bread], Pungent peppers [Habanero peppers stuffed with smoked fish and olives].
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Gnome:
Pan fried Delimbyr smelt, spiced goat cheese (paprika crusted hand pressed Fontina), Gnome shortbread (savory pistachio), glass travel jar filled with Secomber Red (wine), hard boiled quail eggs packed in rolled oats (to keep safe), dried figs from Calimshan, and Southwood smoked goat sausage (blood sausage).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Lizardfolk:
Lizardfolk are known to be omnivores, forage for a surprising variety of foods found within the confines of their marshy environs, in this case the Lizard Marsh near Daggerford. Fresh caught boiled Delimbyr Crayfish on wild chives, coastal carrageen moss entrapping estuary brine shrimp (irish moss, dried brine shrimp), Brackish-Berries (blackberries), Blackened Dart-Frog legs (frog legs) on spring sprouts (clover sprouts), roasted bog bugs on a stick!
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow:
From top left: Menzoberranzan black truffle rothe cheese (Black Knight Tilsit), Donigarten Moss Snails (Escargot in shallot butter sauce), Blind cave fish caviar in mushroom caps (Lumpfish caviar), faerzress infused duck egg imported from the surface Realms (Century egg), Black velvet ear fungus (Auricularia Black Fungus Mushroom).
More images here. Discussion thread here.
Drow will also eat A Fucking Rock if it’s goth enough
#this rules to such a ridiculous degree im aghast
you know what im gonna reblog this to my main as well as my aesthetic blog because this post kicked my ass
I love ferret-fighting etiquette so much. Like, when ferrets fight, they get so wild and crazy that they crash into everything and fall off everything and throw themselves in every direction and flail with their mouths open as if they have absolutely no concept of their surroundings.
But if one ferret stops in the middle of a fight to scratch an itch (which happens a LOT), the other ferret will always stop and wait for them to finish before starting the fight again. My 10+ ferrets over the years have always obeyed this unspoken rule and I think that’s so awesome.
Kit got confused and accidentally broke the rule, and then he had Regrets.
That’s a technicality! He had not actually started scratching yet: kit did not break the rules of etiquette. He still shows remorse, what a gentleman.
As per the rules of the game, he forfeit to make up for the presumed foul in the spirit of good sportsferretship.
Sportsferretship is a thing
Fight like ferrets. Yes.

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Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!
he ASCENDS
I have two bedtime moods:
“It’s only 8 pm and I feel like I’m gonna pass out on my feet.”
“Wait when did it become 3 am?”
Bold of you to assume that both can’t happen in the same night
what is Jake on & how do I get my hands on it? ugh his mind
Im glad hes shed a light on this issue
Jake: —’you’re in my cabbage patch’. We don’t talk enough cabbage patch dolls or garbage pail kids anymore, and I’m glad that you brought that up. Benedict Cabbagepatch is actually— his great-grandfather started cabbage patch dolls and they were a big thing in the 90s—
[video zooms in on Tom, who clearly has no idea what Jake is saying, before cutting back to the wider shot of both of them]
Jake: —that’s how Benedict got his start in the business, was his uncle, who obviously became really wealthy from all of the... the...
Tom: [uncertainly and in disbelief that this explanation is happening] ...Cabbage patch kids...
Jake: —profits, uhm, flew him to London and put him in an apartment and he started to audition, and then he made his career.
[video zooms on Tom again, who is shaking his head]
Jake: So, the truth of the matter is without cabbage patch kids, Benedict Cabbage— [hesitation like he forgot the end of the word]
Tom: —patch...
Jake: —Cabbagepatch wouldn’t have a career, and you wouldn’t have Doctor Strangé. So think about it.
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theatrical, i dig it
Man I love vine and I’m gonna miss it! I’m totally jumping on the bandwagon but hey why not? Here is some of my favs!
Bless these human beings for simply being alive and living life.
Treasure trove
Hey
If your anxiety, depression, or executive dysfunction is making you scroll endlessly on your phone or laptop
Stop
It’s okay, I’m not mad. It happens to everybody sometimes. It’s frustrating, isn’t it? But it’s time to get up now.
Don’t worry! You don’t have to do that
One Thing,
just get yourself a glass of water for now, or brush your teeth, or pet a cat.
After you’ve done that, maybe you could make yourself a nice cocoa, or open a window. If you’re feeling really crazy you might finish a homework problem, or respond to an e-mail, or wash a dish.
But no matter what, if you get up then you’re moving forward, and I’m
super proud of you!
I know you’re having a difficult time, but I’m really glad you’ve made it this far, and I love you!
Have a nice day my friend, I’ll see you soon, but right now it’s time for you to get up.
@ every single person who reblogged this post by telling me that did something productive, from wiggling their toes to taking a drink to actually doing homework: I’m so so proud. Keep being strong, friends.
And if you reblogged even though it didn’t work last time, here’s hoping it will this time! I’m proud of you, too.
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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE?!? WHO WROTE IT, WHO DREW IT, WHO ANIMATED IT, WHO VOICED IT, WHO SIGNED OFF ON IT? I NEED THEM ALL GATHERED IN A ROOM CUS I JUST WANNA TALK?!?!?