Way I remember it albatross was a ship's good luck

Space horror? No, space joy and space hope. You're not alone, the dark isn't scary, and the stars will always shine a little brighter on your way home. You will always find a way home.

I love the death grip after the toy was fixed up. Lessons were learned. Try to steal it this time you fucking bird. I dare you.

So the UK will reroute a fucking Internet cable for a fake grave for a fake elf because a bunch of brain dead nerds through a pissy fit, and meanwhile real actual natives in the US are getting arrested for trying to keep oil sand pipelines from going through their actual graves, holy sites and unceded territory. Burn it all down.

oh it's worse, it's not an internet cable, it's a cable for distributing cleanly generated solar/wind electricity

this grave has a real life physical location and YOU 🫵 can destroy it

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

in fact if you still base your personality on harry potter i think your loved ones should pull an intervention to snap you out of it OR you should unironically kill yourself