savvy cabbage

Ok but it is crazy that only Poland and England have figured out bra technology. If you’re bigger than a D cup there’s simply no one else in the game. They can’t figure it out.

Finally caved and got a new phone after being on my iPhone SE for the past 5 years, due to 30-second plus lag on typing. Unfortunately this means I have a BigPhone now because no one makes anything good anymore. God the ergonomics on this thing are terrible. Godawful. Typing is 2-handed and even then it’s kind of a stretch to reach the middle letters with my thumbs. Jony Ive needs to be tarred and feathered for this.

I think the raccoons are having loud sex in the tree in our backyard

I think daily sunscreen is mildly overrated in its impact on skin cancer mortality. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still wearing it for vanity reasons, but unless you’re Australian or work on a farm or in construction you probably weren’t at high risk for squamous cell carcinoma in the first place. And it probably does nothing for your melanoma risk (the more deadly form of skin cancer) which is mostly driven by intense sunburns rather than small cumulative sun damage.

Got an ultrasound. Ideal result, baby has a 30th percentile noggin. Everyone say thank you baby for being large enough to not be concerning but small enough to be a little easier to push out of me.

Baking bread can be science but you actually aren’t controlling the humidity and temperature in your kitchen and your oven probably runs 40 degrees cold so you might as well do it by vibes.