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havent seen PHM (probably will eventually) and aside from a few notable exceptions im not really a Shipping Guy, but the iron lung/project hail mary crossover shipping stuff is genuinely really beautiful to me. and im a cynical romance repulsed aro. it reminds me of how fandom spaces were when i was getting into them. just really unabashedly having fun and collaborating and Making Shit Up Together as a community. feels really fun to see in the current age where everyone and everything has felt coated in 15 layers of ironic detachment and fear surrounding being Too Cringe. it pleases me. very very good.

ok I've seen both now. The fact these movies were both released in similar timeframes is crazy as fuck. Cosmic scale coincidence. They feel like light and dark modes of eachotjer. And both wanna make me throw up for different reasons. I get it

dudes online used to spend 72 hours on photoshop uninterrupted editing people’s faces to look scary and we called the finished product some shit like jeff the killer and put him in spirit halloween and on wikipedia These days you open tumblr and top of dash is a 42 note edit of jerma’s face so fucked up looking that it could’ve been used to texture a corpse in a y2k valve game and you get a little nauseous and otherwise just keep scrolling. and this is known as “a tuesday

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle and it hurts but some pain is normal, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but honestly it could be worse, right? I heard someone once finished with a broken leg. The ankle is nothing compared to that. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but you can get used to pain, right? The body can endure almost anything. The problem is always the mind. I am running a marathon with a twisted ankle but I made it this far, that means I can keep going, right? Everyone says it's supposed to be hard. It is a marathon after all.

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Trying to recommend any anime ever will have you going Okay please ignore the pervert .the pervert does not speak for me

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

christian pitcher throws a christian baby

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.