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stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.
is this anything
Basically gender is a performance and people keep getting injured on set
say what you will about non jews doing absolutely no research before writing about jewish characters, but sometimes it leads to absolute gems
hey sweetie i made dinner :) we will be having cracker

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an idea: two young loves, one of them a Navy officer, agree to marry when he comes home from sea, but she dies before he returns. he's distraught but eventually moves on, until years later when he meets his new lieutenant, who looks very familiar....and it turns out she faked her death and ran away to sea because she didn't want to be his wife
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When asked "what do you want to be when you grow up?" 89% of children ages 6-18 responded 'warrior-poet'. The remaining 11% was some other boring shit
amir khusrowĀ (1253ā1325 CE)
This is back on my dash! And listen, I love to see Amir Khusrau getting appreciation, but this translation ignores a lot. The original rhymes! And scans! And does playful things with register! And conveys a tone of affectionate banter between the two speakers, not least because it has them both addressing each other as sakhi (translated above as āgirlā) in the last two lines. I think taking some liberties with line order is worth it to preserve more of the restāand I think thereās a better translation of sakhi. And so:
He only visits once a year, I splurge big on him when heās here, His kisses make my tastebuds tango. Who, bitch, your man? Nah, bitch, a mango.
itās nice seeing other people starting to open their eyes to what iāve been saying for a while in that the current use and proliferation of the term āgooningā is an outright tool of fascism
the second āgooningā stopped referring to a specific sexual practice and started to be used as a replacement for āmasturbationā we needed to kill it immediately and sadly we didnāt
if you call someone a āmasturbatorā in a derisive way you sound like a fucking mormon but suddenly you switch to calling them a āgoonerā and youāve created a way to express the same puritanical beliefs around masturbation that is not only palatable to the average person but the attached underlying implications of the term make people way more susceptible to adopting those beliefs themselves
leftists need to fucking stop using the term āgoonerā right fucking now
demonizing human sexuality and treating masturbation and sexual activity as deviant and disgusting are straight up fascist tools and itās startling how successful this aspect of it has been the last few years
i feel like a lot of fandoms pride themselves on being gayer than the source material but have they considered being less racist and less misogynistic than the source material as well . could be revolutionary

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Religious italian child: the Lord was above the Angel of Death upon the butcher that slaughtered the bull that drank the water that put off the fire that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the mouse that my father bought at the market.
Atheist italian child: death is an inescapable and irreversible process so no one could possibly be above the Angel of Death upon the butcher that slaughtered the bull that drank the water that put off the fire that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the mouse that my father bought at the market.
Agnostic italian child: no one knows if someone or something was above the Angel of Death upon the butcher that slaughtered the bull that drank the water that put off the fire that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the mouse that my father bought at the market.
Saint Thomas Aquinas: the perfect chain of dependency on each other of animals and elements, exemplified by the Angel of Death upon the butcher that slaughtered the bull that drank the water that put off the fire that burnt the stick that hit the dog that bit the cat that ate the mouse that my father bought at the market, is an example of an efficient cause that regulates the world and could be understood as an a posteriori proof of the existence of God.
Edward Said: the idea of the eastern fair at which my father bought a mouse was orientalist in nature.
The Wise Child: oh, I didnāt know that the Italians had a version of our song. Whatās the history of it, who first translated it from Aramaic into Italian. Do the Italians know the origin?
The Wicked Child: What right does Italy now have to sing Chad Gad Yah, when one of the animals has always represented the Roman occupation of Judea?
The Simple Child: What is this? Why is it sung? Pesach isnāt for another month, right?
The Child who is too young to ask questions: guys guys guys I can do it all in one breath watch me watch me
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
The main characters of the last fanfic you read are now in the last show/movie you watched.
How do they fit in?
Perfectly. It's literally their show.
Not their show but they're great anyway.
I think they're okay in the end.
Not gonna lie, they're struggling.
Oh they're so dead.
Literally their show but the fic was so AU that it's gonna be tough.
Literally their show but they died in their show so rip i guess.
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Wait why does Laurens have tattoos and Hamilton doesnāt - I agree but I need to know if our why is the same
in my mind, Laurens wants people to see from the moment they lay eyes on him that he has no intention of fulfilling the expectations one might have when they think of a member of the Laurens family. That was the reason at first, at least. at some point he got more of them because he actually wanted them not 'cause he wanted to distance himself from his upbringing/father/family. also: his teenage brain vastly overestimated Henry's response to him getting a tattoo while studying in Europe (a very small one on his upper thigh thats visible exactly never). Though he was angry at first, Henry eventually grew indifferent to his son's antics, and when John realised that he started getting them because it made him happy.
Hamilton is a whole other story, he prioritises people liking him. he wants to be able to get in the good graces of everybody he comes across, that includes very conservative/religious people, every single employer ever, political figures, etc. he's careful about not having any possible disadvantage in getting literally any person on the street on his side. he's deeply insecure about his physical (and mental) "flaws" and "doesn't want to add to them" (John and he have arguments about this regularly). he doesn't actually believe that tattoos are "flaws", "sins" or "ruin a person", but he's very aware of how tattoos are seen in some circles. in fact he loves them on John and has a page in his notebook dedicated to motives he'd consider getting some day but that day is dimensions away.
I could talk about this forever, but it would get very long and at some point into territory that requires warnings so I'll leave it at that for now :) id love to hear your reasons for the same head cannon hehe thank you so much for giving me an excuse to yap about them :3
Same same but different! I agree that John getting his first tattoo is in part distinguishing himself from his father and regular teenage rebellion. But I also hc a modern au John as always hovering around high adrenaline spaces and he gets a tattoo to Fit In to his new life, not just Stick Out in his old one. It doesnāt totally work.
I think his adrenaline junkie stuff starts as a child in approved and supervised spaces by Henry - swimming, sailing, equestrian sportsmanship, etc. (it really doesnāt matter what you pick. But they are rich people sports, and he is good at them. Itās important that heās rich, heās the golden boy, and he is good at them), and as he enters teenage hood it becomes rock climbing, driving his car too fast on South Carolinaās backroads when his dad pisses him off etc. by the time heās an adult it can either go two ways- he join militant leftist spaces, or heās joining the army, or both, or both but successively. There is no version of John that wouldnāt have some type of service arc, and thatās what I think makes modern aus hard. There is no version of these people that isnāt thorny and political. They do not need to exist in a revolution to be thorny and political. I partially headcanon his final political orientation doesnāt solidify from his time in Europe, but rather culture shock from joining the army (people of lots of different backgrounds and incomes etc.) and dissolution and dissatisfaction from what he THOUGHT he was there to do v. What theyāre actually doing. TDLR, ānot just a rich boyā John or ānot that kind of officer John ā¢ā gets a tattoo, or multiple to fit in , this time with more enlisted men. Maybe one is an eagle and itās embarrassing lmao. I donāt care what they actually are- This insecurity just serves a through line to actual 18th century John having what I imagine to be dissatisfaction with relying on his father for military rank. āWhen does the uniform stop feeling like a costume,ā etc.
Alex- exactly the same reason you expressed. he loves Johnās tattoos, doesnāt think thereās anything wrong with them, but he needs social flexibility that John doesnāt. Alex will talk about tattoo ideas, but at the end of the day, heās not serious. John knows heāll never do it- and that IS a microcosm of bigger things that Alex will do v. John will do to be happy and themselves in the modern au. Point of tension! Follow-up crack hc- I have half a mind to keep modern au Rachel Jewish, and if she is, a tiny reason why Alex will never get a tattoo is because if he does, it feels like a final goodbye to his mom. Alex doesnāt even think of himself as Jewish, but it lingers. If John knew, he would stop poking at the idea, because he would understand Alex has a Personal not just a Social reason not to. He does not know.
@ferosfer reblogging myself bc the thoughts have increased... I said John's tattoos don't matter. and i lied. tattoo ideas and art credits under the cut:
Credits from top to bottom, left to right:
American Type Founders Company (1897), https://picryl.com/media/specimens-of-type-borders-ornaments-brass-rules-and-cuts-etc-catalogue-of-printing-b4ebae
Heather L. Young, Gateway Oak Tree Ford Plantation. It's a spanish moss from Georgia, but it could just as easily be found in SC. I feel like John has mixed feelings about home (...and climbing trees specifically), but he has at least one tattoo in homage to it. If he gets this tattoo early on enough that its in the phase of 'all my tattoos must mean something' this one is prob in honor of Jemmy.
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ngl, couldn't find the artist. Its an excerpt from this Russian textbook on birds. it says these are eagles (? they look more like Gyrfalcons to me) mid-death spiral, a mating ritual among some birds of prey. i'd like to imagine he picked a bird of prey with distinguishing sex characteristics, and john is the only one that knows these are two male mid-mating dance: https://studfile.net/preview/5254006/
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These are all after he Develops Taste. He has at least one cringe tattoo. My bet is on a bass pro shop fish or the deadly skull + tree line + eagle combo that infects so many depressed infantryman

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list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists
I didn't include maybe my favourite part