"... this slim, beflanneled, perversion of masculinity ..."

and they were tomb mates

there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with

love scrolling thru my own blog. this guy has great taste in posts. also quite handsome.

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

i created a new type of dog called a slunge

are they a good slunge?

i bred them to have a wicked and sinful nature

finding out you spent most of your life dissociated is a HUGE bummer

i thought shit didnt stick to me cuz i was slick but its cause i wasnt there #LAME

Ok, SO. Magical girl transformation sequence but it's Actaeon right after seeing my girl Artemis bathing. The worst possible magical girl transformation ever?

i often wish my faves were more popular but then i see how people act about popular characters and i don't wish that anymore

people talking about this castle is haunted or whatever while i’ve been here 500 years and haven’t seen shit

I love when platonic love and romantic love is so blurred that it doesn’t even matter anymore. All that matters is the devotion that’s there, the unwavering devotion

if you can't handle me at my worst then stop dragging me there fucker