"... this slim, beflanneled, perversion of masculinity ..."

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

They're making me push that one boulder up that mountain do you rmeember that

Who wants to have a homoerotic sword fight with me? I'm bored

Do you really like me, or do you like the idea of me?

Forcefopping

@chaotic-history boyyy I'm ready

oh am I being offered a victim? 😈😈

nose.com/smells/inquire

"i love my bf" this "i love my gf" that. i love the people and the people love me???? so much that they restored the english monarchy??? im part scottish french italian a little bit dane but one hundred percent party animal??? champagne????

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

Imagine tickling your favorite historical figure.

it isn't really romantic or platonic we're just the same person