"... this slim, beflanneled, perversion of masculinity ..."

Ahhhhh. Kittyfops. The catboys of late 17th century. These creatures are not hard to come by, but they are hard to keep😵‍💫😔the kittyfop doesn't come to you. You come to the kittyfop....(yeah, they have a bit of a god complex. It's in their nature.)

Are you struggling to figure out how you can make your kittyfop feel more comfortable at home or just overall improve their behavior and cranky moods? Well, these 5 fop tips just might help you with that! :3

And if not- well...um.. I- idk what to tell you :/

Get a cat specialist or something.

ALRIGHT- let's get into the sauce :3

♡Let him scratch your furniture sometimes. And no- you don't just get him a scratching post or another piece of furniture just for scratching. He WILL notice this, and you're not fooling no one.💀 Your kittyfop enjoys scratching your furniture because it's yours. It's yours, and you use it every day. kittyfops crave destruction sometimes and must mark their territory. They will appreciate you in the end. TRUSTTT🙏🙏

♡If your kittyfop is constantly meowing at you, it most likely means he's trying to convince you to give him something or wants your attention. When this happens, you can give your kittyfop cuddles and let him sleep on your lap while you relax on your couch. (that he so graciously scratched tf up out of love :3) This can help you bond with him while also giving him direct attention. Another really good way of doing this is petting him. Pro tip: kittyfops go crazy for some petting behind the fluffy ears of their wigs. This is a kittyfop's ultamate weak spot. Bonus points if he starts purring at you. :3 ✨️✨️✨️

♡Let them be lazy. Kittyfops sleep often, and they love naps. :3 If you find your kittyfop asleep and you have nothing going on and things are taken care of, let him sleep. This will help because extra sleep improves the mood and daily activity of your kittyfop, leading to him behaving more and having more energy for other things. Also, once again, they just love naps. It's fun for them, so your kittyfop will appreciate you letting him properly enjoy his beauty sleep because at the end of the day, kittyfops are fops. And fops don't play about their beauty sleep🙏

♡Kittyfops like being treated well or feeling important. Brush and powder their wigs for them. They enjoy that very much. Do his makeup and take days to make him feel extra special. They love kitty treatment. :3 Sometimes, kittyfops can be hard to treat. You never know what they want sometimes. You can give him a fluffy ball of yarn one day and he'll love you for it, the next, you can give him one and he'll look at you like you just killed his mother and then go back to napping. And sometimes, it's really just the process of seeing you try to figure him out. One thing about kittyfops is that they get a kick out of seeing you bend over backwards for them. Very unpredictable creatures indeed. 🧐

♡Give them catnip when they behave well. THEY GO CRAZZYYY FOR THAT SHIT🙏🙏 Put some in their food, treats, or snacks. Not only will this please your kittyfop, but it will also improve both his mood and behavior. He will be willing to do more for you and might even start to follow you around if you carry some with you. :3 If your kittyfop is misbehaving or disobeying you, he will not receive cat nip or treats of any kind. Instead, he gets the spray bottle.😤 This may upset him for a bit, but it will keep him thinking the next time he decides to stay out late with other fops when he should be at home. 👍