"... this slim, beflanneled, perversion of masculinity ..."

when u click with someone and they have the audacity to live far away

There was a trend in the early 18th century in french nobles to have anal fistulas son or louis xiv ordered women to give birth on their back because he had a childbirth fetish daughter

and for my favorite character: failed suicide attempt and erectile dysfunction

Bro come look at the stars with me I am not feeling like myself

Everyone aghast about the romantasy gold rush “destroying literature” is so disingenuous. Do you not all recall the like 5 years post Hunger Games where every other novel published was a YA dystopia?? The supernatural romance boom after Twilight?? “Publishing just chases trends now” I’m afraid it always does that. Take my hand it’s going to be LitRPGs next (but this will receive way less pushback culturally because it’s a subgenre that caters to men instead of women :) <- smiling through the rage).

When I say "godspeed" (I say it a lot) I like to imagine I'm a member of a futurism religion that worships velocity above all else. Like its the standard well-wishing in my culture. Speedliness is next to godliness. Someday we'll catch him! And the closer we get the more he loves us

godspeed. "and sped as well in love as men now do." quicksand quicksilver the quick and the dead. you'd better start believing...!

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

he’s fucking him up against the fourth wall

rb to tell ur mutuals ur fond of them