hi

this is like if i said i'm a prophet because i know exactly when you'll die and then pulled out a gun and shot you with it

the demons in hell must be having a riot there's all these rumors about crowley and aziraphale dating and allegedly theres a picture of them together and then 90 years later you hear that a demon and angel ran off to alpha centauri and you're like oh must be crowley and aziraphale they've been a thing for ages but NO its your boss beelzebub (ex boss now, apparently) and heaven's supreme archangel fucking gabriel. like how do you go back to work after hearing this

My boys. Er. Two grown men not my boys at all.

aziraphale and castiel could NOT hang out bc aziraphale is a snob and cas knows fucking nothing about high culture spends all his time with two guys who definitely made him watch south park and has never been to a nicer restaurant than MAYBE ruby tuesday’s. working class angel hero. sorry about this post

get fucked this is amazing

That genuinely answers a lot of questions I had about why kid-friendly media is as wonky as it is, and I love it.

I claimed Jesus in a roleplay server and I was really bummed that for the next 3 days I couldn’t use him.

pretty sure in Catholic canon Jesus went to hell in those three days so guess what (:

HE WHAT

It’s called the Harrowing of Hell and it is a part of catholic mythology! The idea is that while Christ was dead for three days, he went to hell and just kinda…whooped ass until he came back.

He girlbossed his way out of that one, methinks

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!

my blood looks more beautiful than yours it's a more luscious red

edward cullens not gon a fuck you babe

you've picked the right target you're just a decade late this would've ruined me at sixteen

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

this fucking paper is gonna kill me