alive ahaha fuck

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

sometimes you just need to say what the actual fuck and move on

I love the timeless appeal of dragons across cultures. What if a lizard were really big and could fly. Crowd goes wild.

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

marriage before thirties is so insane because you're barely a person yet

divorce before thirties however is chic beyond comprehension

I'm sorry I did something weird if it makes you feel better I torment myself and consider suicide about it every day

hate whenever mfs in horror media are like “what was that noise…” bro you and i both know its creatures

if i cant kill myself i guess i just have to make art and cook good meals and listen to music and dress up pretty and hope it will be all worth it to be doing something to distract myself forever