dang-dang-diggity-dang-a-dang

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

thyrell.

just kill me

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?

Breaking bad should have a laugh track

every episode is five minutes longer because every time jesse shows up they have to pause to let the audience finish cheering

There's a post sitting in my flagged posts that's been there for three plus years. It's a pair of onions in a bag that looks suspiciously like a pair of fat tits. Apparently it's flagged for everyone and God i wish i could show y'all

I’m only just realizing thst the “Catnip” is likely planted. Look st the movement of the cops hand in the second gif. Looks more like he’s passing it from hand to hand

something: *is none of my god DAMN business* me: 🔍👀📝

If you're a side sleeper, get your shots on the side you do not sleep on.

what if you sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Then you're going to have to wing it.

I swear to god