caffeinated & Highly Stressed

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

“knowing how to write effective AI prompts will be a valuable skill in the future” and what if I skip all that and write the email myself in under 30 seconds drawing from my very own biological database of language and rhetoric (my brain)?

Bruh it be your own mother sometimes

You think you can hurt my feelings but my own mom said that people naturally dislikes me and and they hate to see me and even if they don’t know me all they have to do is look at me and decide that they don’t want to help me

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

Gon truly is the character of all time. He canonically eat grass. He has a codepended friendship with an ex proficional asssassin. A grieving criminal talked to him for five minutes and decided "I want you on my murder team". He know how to fish and smell weather changes. People have no way to disprove his mom is a rock. He is simple minded but incredible creative and smart. He gets super hyped at the idea of being in mortal danger. He jumped out of a boat to rescue a random sailor, putting his full trust on two stranger he has only ever seen arguing to not let him fall to his death. He loves and grieves his loved ones so strongly killing himself is always the first option. He made his best friend obliterate his hands in a dodgeball game because keeping everyone unharmed would involved teaming up with someone he isn't insane about. He doesn't give a shit about himself. He is self centered and reckless. He tries to buy a game that costs 8 billion. Math has defeated him in a fight. He is prideful despite constantly feeling weak. Self harm is his first response to guilt. He is so kind it hurts. He is 12 years old.

Leorio is the character of all time. He is a teenager that looks like a middle aged guy. He threw hands with an overpowered murder clown when he really didn't have to do that, the clown was chill with letting him run away. He haggled for a cellphone so hard that the crowd cheered when he finally brought the phone. He nearly beat up an old lady because he didn't like her trick question. He has a very soothing and kind heartbeat. He entered a death exam to gain the money needed to study medicine and become a doctor that can heal people free of charge. He nearly made everyone fail this important exam cause a woman promised that if he chose the wrong option he could grope her. He punched his friend's deadbeat father in live television and people hated the father so much that they voted for Leorio to become president. He is the only one in the main cast that haven't killed someone. He went from fearing an assassin child to defending said child very loudly in a heartbeat. He come up with a rigged arm westling competition in an attempt to help his little friend make money. He is considered the normal one in the series.

Killua truly is the character of all time. He spend millions on chocolate. He is immune to poison. The front gate of his house is a tourist spot . He is an overthinker prone to anxiety. He has a kill count high enough to call a mass murder an 'amateur'. He has infinite money. He has no goals. He likes gambling and is a great liar. When he walks, he makes no sound. He cried in secret about the possibility of losing his best friend at least three times. He fights barehands and when he couldn't use his hands he casually revealed he has two 50kg yo-yo in his pockets. His abusive family used life long gaslighting and magical mind manipulation to convince him that he would kill his best friend and he proceeded to fall in love with said friend and break out of his family influence from sheer devotion. He needs to electrocute himself to power up. He loves his op ostricized trans little sister. He changes clothes all the time. He is extremelly powerful and smart and he knows it. He is a sore loser. If he has no use to his loved ones he feels worthless. He is a middle child. He loves so deeply it hurts him. He is soooo rude. He is so sweet. He sees himself as an equal to his bestie while simultaneusly worshiping him. He nearly dies in a dart game. He is 12 years old.

Killua truly is the character of all time. He spend millions on chocolate. He is immune to poison. The front gate of his house is a tourist spot . He is an overthinker prone to anxiety. He has a kill count high enough to call a mass murder an 'amateur'. He has infinite money. He has no goals. He likes gambling and is a great liar. When he walks, he makes no sound. He cried in secret about the possibility of losing his best friend at least three times. He fights barehands and when he couldn't use his hands he casually revealed he has two 50kg yo-yo in his pockets. His abusive family used life long gaslighting and magical mind manipulation to convince him that he would kill his best friend and he proceeded to fall in love with said friend and break out of his family influence from sheer devotion. He needs to electrocute himself to power up. He loves his op ostricized trans little sister. He changes clothes all the time. He is extremelly powerful and smart and he knows it. He is a sore loser. If he has no use to his loved ones he feels worthless. He is a middle child. He loves so deeply it hurts him. He is soooo rude. He is so sweet. He sees himself as an equal to his bestie while simultaneusly worshiping him. He nearly dies in a dart game. He is 12 years old.

He’s so cunty