Loki, God of Stories

@godofstoriessuggestion

(RP blog/character-themed shitposting.) Space-time hobo, former Sorcerer Supreme of Earth. (PG-13, not a minor, DMs and asks from @lulu-rps.)

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it's that time of year. you know what you have to do.

(I promise, the worse it looks, the funnier it is when they fall for it.)

#april fools #wreak havoc on your Discord servers my friends

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darryl-jacobson

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

jotunlokisuggestion

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

darryl-jacobson

When it endangers people, yes

jotunlokisuggestion

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

godofstoriessuggestion

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

jotunlokisuggestion

I'm not feeling very en-riched, I'm feeling en-poored. of fireworks! That I personally confiscated!

godofstoriessuggestion

you should un-confiscate them! *gets a bag of popcorn*

therealityhelix

"I feel movement I have not felt in some time."

godofstoriessuggestion

are you doing anything fun on New Years, Lady Helix?

darryl-jacobson

Confiscates Loki's firework's before midnight

jotunlokisuggestion

Oh, so when YOU take something you want it's called "confiscating".

darryl-jacobson

When it endangers people, yes

jotunlokisuggestion

You might not know this. But these explosives are how humans give the planet the boost to keep spinning for the next 365 days of an earth year. Without my contribution, it will probably get stuck as early as September. ChatGPT confirmed it.

godofstoriessuggestion

sometimes I think that Darryl stealing Blue Loki's implements of chaos so that they have to steal them back before using them is like how they put food behind a puzzle for octopuses in aquariums

#they're getting enrichment

darryl-jacobson

I haven't said anything about the fact Val forgot to have more kids

godofstoriessuggestion

@valkyriesuggests you know what would be funny

valkyriesuggests

I mean 👀👀👀 I DO want more kids

godofstoriessuggestion

👀

valkyriesuggests

I think you should take me back to our room.

godofstoriessuggestion

yeah, yeah. gotta get a good night's sleep for. reasons.

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let's get into so much trouble this year

darryl-jacobson

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

icarusbrucevalsson

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

darryl-jacobson

ICARUS

icarusbrucevalsson

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

godofstoriessuggestion

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

darryl-jacobson

*rolls eyes*

godofstoriessuggestion

you also have my number in case you wanna do some crime, you know. ;)

darryl-jacobson

.... are you flirting with me

godofstoriessuggestion

that could be fun in the new year.

I bet I could figure something out that you'd like. what kind of postions do you think you'd enjoy? in a heist? you look like a guy who can do computer stuff.

darryl-jacobson

I haven't said anything about the fact Val forgot to have more kids

godofstoriessuggestion

@valkyriesuggests you know what would be funny

valkyriesuggests

I mean 👀👀👀 I DO want more kids

godofstoriessuggestion

👀

#nobody tell Balder

darryl-jacobson

I haven't said anything about the fact Val forgot to have more kids

godofstoriessuggestion

@valkyriesuggests you know what would be funny

darryl-jacobson

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

icarusbrucevalsson

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

darryl-jacobson

ICARUS

icarusbrucevalsson

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

godofstoriessuggestion

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

darryl-jacobson

*rolls eyes*

godofstoriessuggestion

you also have my number in case you wanna do some crime, you know. ;)

#live a little darryl

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darryl-jacobson

Like always, I will try and keep this household together in the New Year. And have no one be arrested by the federal government

icarusbrucevalsson

Bold of you to assume I'd get caught

darryl-jacobson

ICARUS

icarusbrucevalsson

I'm just saying! I can be subtle!

godofstoriessuggestion

he says this stuff like he thinks you don't have half a dozen magic criminals on speed dial.

Hey, I hear there’s a universe out there where dinosaurs are the earth’s dominant specie and your brother, Thor, is a Parasaurolophus. Have you ever been there? What kind of dino was your multiversal counterpart?

A parasaurolophus! Ahahaha! That’s a pretty pathetic dinosaur for a hero! It’s so… friend-shaped.

I would have made him like an allosaurus, maybe… but I guess a big scary guy with lots of teeth isn’t very heroic.

…Parasaurolophus might be one of my favorite dinosaurs, actually.

…

Anyway, I’d love to say I’d be something cool like a raptor or a dimorphodon, but let’s face it, I’m for sure one of those little egg-stealing bastards.

Or a dilophosaurus. But not like a real one, like the cool Jurassic Park one that spits venom and dispenses karmic justice.

Now that you’ve gone from villain to anti-hero/trickster, who would you nominate to become Thor’s new archenemy? I'd've suggested Dario Agger, but I hear he’s not doing so good at the moment.

oh man, the minotaur was lookin' real nasty last time I saw him. all skin and bones -- emphasis on the bones.

Amora's got a lot of fun little boyfriends that Thor can hit with his hammer -- he loves that part :) -- and she's good at a dramatic twist -- he hates that part :D -- so she's a good candidate. and, ya know. I love to see her and I love to watch her lose.

...I'd be a liar if I didn't say Thor had other brothers (and "brothers") that would make fine nemeses for him, but I'm wary of giving the narrative ideas for things that I might end up getting blamed for in the end. oh wait! I am a liar! forget I said anything. :)

#oh no what happened to poor Capitalism Cow? no don't tell me I'll just have to catch up on the comics :3 #I'm months and months behind oof

askbalderthings

*disgusted* Camping

therealityhelix

*Thrilled* Camping!

godofstoriessuggestion

:o camping?!

askbalderthings

NO

godofstoriessuggestion

listen, it’s not like I want to live in the wilderness— *pauses, thinks* …well, not now. I’m enjoying the internet, and the ability to order pizza.

but come on, Balder. don’t you ever want to lie in some nice soft green grass and look up at the stars? :3

askbalderthings

Not really. There's usually bugs in the grass

godofstoriessuggestion

so? there’s bugs in the house, too, but I don’t see you freakin’ out about that.

askbalderthings

*disgusted* Camping

therealityhelix

*Thrilled* Camping!

godofstoriessuggestion

:o camping?!

askbalderthings

NO

godofstoriessuggestion

listen, it’s not like I want to live in the wilderness— *pauses, thinks* …well, not now. I’m enjoying the internet, and the ability to order pizza.

but come on, Balder. don’t you ever want to lie in some nice soft green grass and look up at the stars? :3

#honestly it’s mostly spite #I did terrible things to win the right to live in a golden palace in the realm of the gods #I can’t just go live in a cave now it’d be a waste of all that villainy

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we can roast marshmallows over Laussa. :D

askbalderthings

*disgusted* Camping

therealityhelix

*Thrilled* Camping!

godofstoriessuggestion

:o camping?!

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