was listening to an npr story about adult loneliness and the difficulties behind making friends during adulthood and the researcher said that a mind boggling 12% of adults actually identify as having “no friends at all” and that loneliness is actually found to be a DIRECT cause of death, and is actually worse for your health than poor diet lack of exercise or smoking. that is why it is critical, internet lesbians, that we all be besties

people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

lesbian masculinity is literally one of the hottest and most attractive things in the world sorry.