Can I still get into heaven if I kill myself?

My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.

🤣🤣🤣

Imagine having someone that actually gets excited to talk to you

Wake me up with you inside me

i'm so sick of smooth brain "thinkers" saying "ohh immortality would be the worst being immortal would be awful" "your brain would fill up and you wouldn't be able to process or remember anything anymore and everyone would get old around you" like bro i'm 22 and it's already like that but at least i can go touch the wires in nuclear reactors

i need to put a slice of moon in my mouth like a cold fruit

#it would be crunchy like biscotti

tell me in the tags what the moon tastes like

fuck nudes, send me your voice when you wake up