bog spirit butch

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

at least the colour green exists

knock knock

who's there

deez

deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise

who up wanting to change the way they conduct their everyday life

"nobody likes a complainer" you say, like an idiot, as if thriving ecosystems of friendships aren't blossoming every day based solely on people vocally disliking the same things in similar ways

*reaches out my hand in love & friendship* come be a Hater with me

very skilled at having a headache

Tag your favourite flower, fruit, colour, scent, season and tea!

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year

New Years is a time to reflect on all the dogs and cats we’ve seen this year, and to look forward to all the dogs and cats we’ll see in the year to come

i understand its chronic pain but every day seems a bit excessive