@satiregram

"Hey guys! try this detox tea called Schittquix!! Use my promo code: CLEARCOLON for $15 off a crate. I've been using this for the past 2 weeks and I can't keep anything in, it's great. It's full of antioxidants and this rare fruit called the Ackee." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #detox #healthy #fitness #cleanse #eatclean #cleaneating #detoxwater #healthyliving #wellness #skincare #plantbased #detoxify #healthychoices #fitnessmodel #fitnessmotivation

I feel like that one firework that disappoints everyone💥🎉🎊😊 #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #fireworks #babyyoureafirework #fireworkworkworkworkworkwork #itslit #blurryvideos #summer #summersixteen #4thofjuly #independenceday

"THERE'S A PLACE OFF OCEAN AVENUE WHERE I USED TO SIT AND TALK WITH YOU WE WERE BOTH 16 AND IT FELT SO RIGHT SLEEPING ALL DAY, STAYING UP ALL NIGHT STAYING UP ALL NIGHT THERE'S A PLACE ON THE CORNER OF CHERRY STREET WE WOULD WALK ON THE BEACH IN OUR BARE FEET WE WERE BOTH 18 AND IT FELT SO RIGHT SLEEPING ALL DAY, STAYING UP ALL NIGHT STAYING UP ALL NIGHT IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVER LET YOUR WAVES CRASH DOWN ON ME AND TAKE ME AWAY" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #4thofjuly #independenceday #summersixteen #oceanavenue #yellowcard #fireworks #beer #bbq #baes #summer #summerishere

"lake vibes 🛥☀️" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #lake #lakevibes #boatlife #summerfun #summersixteen #sunshine #weekendaway #bffs

"ready for the weekend 😎 just gotta get through today lol" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #starbucks #sunglasses #drank #caffeine #starbucksaddict #coffeetime #workflow #workhardplayhard #weekendvibes #sunshine

"ugh I'm melting lol 🌞" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #sun #summer #summerishere #weather #monday #sohotrightnow #melting #ineedicecream #icecream

"can't believ its already been 3 weeks witchu I already kno I want u for the rest of my lyfe real talk. when u asked me to prom I knew u was the 1 beacuse noone kno me like u do from now until 4ever bae🔐❤️💕 keep it 💯 always can't wait to start a joint facebook account so I kno its real" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #bae #foreverandeverbae #relationshipgoals #iloveyou #ourbusiness #oneofakind #onlyyou #ichooseyoupickachu #relationships #cutecouple #lovers #anniversarygetaway #beachbums #beachbae

"new haul! 🎶" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #vinylrecords #vinyl #vinyljunkie #vinyladdict #instavinyl #vinylcommunity #vinylcollection #vinylcollector #recordcollection #nowplaying #nowspinning #records #recordcollector #onmyturntable #lovemusic #audiophile

might get into doing the Twitter thing again. you can follow it if you want, I don't care. #satiregram

"#tbt when I had to find a new plug for my green tea ☕️ because people had to throw it all in the water what the heck smh it was rough but ayyy check my hair out tho short af but everyone was dtm back then real talk nobody had an iPhone charger." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #throwbackthursday #bostonteaparty #teatime #tea #foodie #afternoontea #tealover #boston #throwitwayback #teaparty #america

"LOL I just picked the names I was familiar with 🇺🇸 but it's also Taco Tuesday so🌮" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #govote #ivoted #primaries #election2016 #everyvotecounts #usa #america #tacotuesday

"got that new adidas x balmain x gucci x h&m x helmut lang x tom ford collaboration exclusive 5-year anniversary cuff links and matching iPhone case. I waited in line for these at a pop-up store in the LES early this morning. worth every penny. #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #highfashion #fashion #ootd #outfitoftheday #streetstyle #streetwear #hautecouture #inspo #collaboration #exclusive #lookbook #ifitsrareicare #onetocoponetostock

"my spoiled brats!! 👶🏻👶🏼👶🏽👶🏾👶🏿" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #kids #instakids #children #childrenphoto #love #cute #adorable #instagood #photooftheday #fun #family #babies #babby #instababy

"🎓we made it fam shoutouts to cliffsnotes, sparknotes, google, wikipedia, and wolfram alpha. it's lit y'all 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🙌🏽" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #graduation #graduationcap #graduation2016 #graduated #done #highschool #college #university #outhere #ayylmao #motivation #wedidit

"beach vibes 🌴" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #weekend #jump #sun #funinthesun #jumpintheair #summer #likeabird #friends #vibes #beach #beachbum #bffs

"inhale love, exhale hate." #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #yogaeverydamnday #yogalove #yogini #yogainspiration #handstand #namaste #instayoga #yogaeveryday #wanderlust #fitness #yogi #yogalife #yogaeverywhere #yogachallenge #yogapose #yoga #vinyasa #chaturanga

"every flower must grow through the dirt 🌺" #satire #satiregram #meta #counterculture #nature #beautiful #naturephotography #instablooms #blossom #botanical #vscocam #flowersofinstagram #flowers #bloom #spring #flowerslovers #flowermagic #flowerporn #floweroftheday #petals