whiskey dreams

my buddy who's an early human was showing me his rudimentary stone tools like "these are gonna change everything". bruh 😂😂

undiagnosing myself. there is nothing wrong with me i am #normal

do you prefer your coffee rebecca black or with rebecca sugar

cutter for the foil put over the top of bottles

Well this idiot is clearly not German. It’s for trimming Mein penis

I wish that pineapple was me

identifying a maladaptive coping mechanism is so bitter sweet like that’s great now i know what i need to stop doing. but that’s literally my something

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

In light of the no.1 trending topic on this site, I'd like to inform youse that Kitty Kendall, one of the survivors who bravely spoke out against Neil Gaiman and accused him of rape in 2025, has said here and here that if you are looking to support her and other survivors, you can make a donation to OurVOICE (the counselling service Kendall herself used) or your local rape crisis centre. If you can't make a donation, you can help to ensure people do not forget what Kendall and other survivors have gone through and continue to go through as they pursue legal action, and that Gaiman has already spent a lot of money in the attempt to sue these women for speaking out.

Your mother is the only one who understands me