we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better
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we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are
wait it gets better

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I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.
I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.
hate when I type :) and this š fucker appears. Go away you evil soul
Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors
whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

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8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'
2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'
Having electricity in my home is so great. Most of the humans that have ever lived didn't have this.
I can be like "I want a cup of hot tea" and I can go and make one and I don't have to light a fire or anything.
I don't have to light a fire or anything.
Several rabbis have entered the chat.
i mean, if you have an electric kettle (or even a microwave or electric/induction stovetop) you definitely don't have to. fire consumes its fuel, and electricity doesn't. i'm unsure where non-rechargable batteries fit in, but i doubt there's a whole lot of tea kettles out there being run on AAs.
If you move slowly and carefully, you can get out of the rabbinical discussion on "but does that count for the purposes of lighting a fire on Shabbat" without reigniting the 100+ year old discussion.
I suppose, discussions about the source of the electrical energy (as in fossil fuels, solar, wind, ect) are also rampant already?
Also, batteries (rechargable and non rechargable both) are so absolutely fire. We just tricked the materials into doing electrical work for us instead of going 100% heat output.
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
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ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
⦠Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm⦠I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches onā¦
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I TĀ ā S Ā B A C KĀ
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memesā¦
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we goā¦
nothingās happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please donāt be awful, please donāt be awful, please donāt b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, Iāll prove it
Yāall are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Shouldā¦ā¦ should Iā¦ā¦.
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Canāt be that bad, I mean whatās the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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World Heritage Post
Iāve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash
IT WAS A CULTURAL RESET. A CULTURAL RESET.Ā
HAHAH
Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected
Iām so glad itās back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020
THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA
I FOUND IT AGAIN
FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!
Precisely *how* old is this post??
Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014
[I found itā¦The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]
Happy Pride!
Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions
I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.
I wonder how many takes it took to get the part with the wigs right and not pull off more than one at once, or disturb the other ones.

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What do you mean āchatā is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?
When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.
Caught in a rather good romance
It sounds like Iām playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D
ā¦that is exactly what it sounds like
truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women
ābits to use in everyday conversationsā

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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"