we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

I've realized recently that every time I'm asked for socials my response is sorta "oh i don't have twitter" "I'm not on Instagram much" "i uninstalled TikTok a few months ago" and this has led people into believing I'm just someone who doesn't do social media but in reality you can find me in here lets get it on cunts monday through shawty like a melody sunday, 9am to 12am, posting blorbo.

I was going to be like "well that certainly was not true cause you deactivated" and then I looked at the blog and. that's literally my old blog.

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

Having electricity in my home is so great. Most of the humans that have ever lived didn't have this.

I can be like "I want a cup of hot tea" and I can go and make one and I don't have to light a fire or anything.

i mean, if you have an electric kettle (or even a microwave or electric/induction stovetop) you definitely don't have to. fire consumes its fuel, and electricity doesn't. i'm unsure where non-rechargable batteries fit in, but i doubt there's a whole lot of tea kettles out there being run on AAs.

If you move slowly and carefully, you can get out of the rabbinical discussion on "but does that count for the purposes of lighting a fire on Shabbat" without reigniting the 100+ year old discussion.

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

This is one of my favourite things to look at

holy shit this stuff is back

The Gravity Falls one though

IT GOT BETTER

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

Never not reblog

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

Oh my God, there are so many new ones

Friggin, yis

Always reblog.

IT HAS EVOLVED

The legend marches on…

BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS

JDNXHSBSBF

I T ‘ S  B A C K 

a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire

ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS

THIS IS WONDERFUL.

DO IT!

World Heritage Post

I’ve always wanted to show this to @theforwardslash

HAHAH

Someone call UNESCO this dinosaur of a post needs to be protected

I’m so glad it’s back to normal after that weird glitch from 2020

THIS POST HAS CROSSED MY DASH SO MANY TIMES AAAAAAAAA

I FOUND IT AGAIN

FUCKING LOVE THIS POST!! HAT TIME!!!

Precisely *how* old is this post??

Date of origin: 7:17 am, January 26th, 2014

[I found it…The sacred Tumblr World Heritage Post of Hats!]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

I wonder how many takes it took to get the part with the wigs right and not pull off more than one at once, or disturb the other ones.

It sounds like I’m playing a video game and someone is trying to sell me potions. :D

…that is exactly what it sounds like

truly breathtaking just how many series would be massively improved if the author gave a shit about women

before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"