Design School Ruined My Life

Hellow it's me your weed. Yeah i'mspeaking directly to you now. You need to smoke me or i'll suffer. Do you want me to suffer

Sometimes I remember that some of you genuinely have shinigami eyes and it's so crazy for me.. You have a trigger warning built into ur laptop for what? A feminist woman? Loserish

So like, do you search the word “transphobe” periodically to pick fights specifically or are you typically just checking up on your friends

Dude. It showed up on my dash. I'm following you

Not anymore you're not

Knives out and Glass Onion work bc it brings the role of mystery solving detective out of brooding tortured genius and back to its rightful place as Friendly Weirdo In a Little Outfit

lol i went to delete a twitter account for reasons (i ran a satire account of my university’s president) and it wouldn’t let me.

for reference: the time between “turn into musk parody account” and “suspended” was 8 minutes

"i let my friends/partner go through my phone" people baffle me like i don't even have anything worth hiding on mine and id still turn it into shrapnel before i let anyone browse through it. id prefer it be a fine metallic mist than let anyone see the recipe tabs i have open. it's my right and my right alone to know what strange games i downloaded from janky yet intriguing ads