Fun is this blog.

strict definitions of gender and sexuality are just gonna have you missing out on good hole

Want

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

problematic sleep schedule gap

Someone should make a Disco Elysium successor where you play as a futuristic supersoldier who comes across an ancient ringworld and has to stop the Covenant from using it to destroy all life in the galaxy

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

Andrew Neiman voice it’s not “grooming” if I’m naturally smarter and more mature than all my peers it just so happens that this man 40 yrs my senior is the only one who can truly appreciate how special I am

Don’t join the army to get free college. First two years of community college is free. Peace corps and Americorps have scholarships and student loan forgiveness programs for their volunteers. If you’re not rich you probably qualify for Pell grants. Go to a state college. They teach you the same things they do at fancy colleges. Sometimes there’s scholarships for people of a certain background. Ethnicity. Sexuality. Gender. Religion. Go to a grad school that’ll give you free tuition for working there as a teacher or assistant. Become a stripper or something. Just don’t join the army.

dont forget to spend uncountable hours of your one precious life on your phone btw 👍