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yknow how some museums will have replicas of artifacts for you to touch? they should do that but with things i can put in my mouth. like little candies shaped like roman coins or potsherds or bits of egyptian glass or what have you. let me eat the artifacts. let me in. let me innnnnnn

My grandma was the librarian for a fancy private school in my area, and she got to keep the replica Roman coins they used for instruction. She gave them to me for my birthday a few years back, so now I have about 60 of them. They are mine, and I can do whatever I please. These things definitely exist, you just have to find the right connections.

are you...suggesting that i eat replica coins not made out of foodstuffs...?

Yes. The Romans loved adding lead into their wine, so really, you'd just be doing a historical reenactment.

fuuuuuck youre right ok chat im gonna go ingest some lead(ii) acetate brb

women have no idea how hard it is being a man. for example, [describes an experience that is not at all exclusive to being a man]

and the sequel [describes an experience that is more common or worse for women but isnt taken as seriously]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

take off your shoes before you enter my blog

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

hiiii *trying not to sound desperate for human connection*

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure