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““Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering.” - Paulo Coelho”

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

“If you tell the truth, you won’t have to remember anything.”

“So what if there had been some choice as to which planet I’d wanted to be born to?” She had a valid question. “But why would you have chosen this one?” She was in deep thought for a minute. “Well, maybe I wanted to be with you.”

I hadn’t told them about you, but they saw you bathing in my eyes.