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hi here’s farscape as UNHhhh intros

#i made this with the plan of making it the intro to longer version of my farscape as ___ videos to put on youtube #but i ran outta steam. could still happen tho! might just mash them all together and add a minutes worth of new stuff #farscape #your daily dose of idiocy

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i-am-bic

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

lowpawly

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

lowpawly

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

#logically i know that this isn’t armand behaviour. However☝️ the thought is making me giggle. so.#tbh he WOULD get mad at someone for not letting him eat dirt for scientific purposes.

philhoffman

COOPER HOFFMAN and DAVID JONSSON photographed by Marie Tomanova for GQ

#i don’t know these men unfortunately but these photos are delightful

butchniqabi

#i Don’t. cCCARRREEE.about cRACKERS!#so true john so real thank you john.#farscape

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not that anyone asked but MY ideal devils minion dynamic is them just just going full, for lack of a better word, queerplatonic in the beginning. they spend every night together, armand is all but moved in. daniel just accepts that he’ll never get rid of the fucker, and, he concedes, having him round is pretty good. useful.

daniels begrudgingly referring to armand as his companion after a few months. they eat together, sleep right next to each other, argue like they’re married, fight like hellbeasts and then lick each others wounds. they’re in love, but neither of them need/want to say it first.

armand is armand about it, pressing F to doubt daniels feelings and assume they’re still unrequited, until one day daniels like “well my daughters are getting suspicious, i should fake my death and move away soon. where are we gonna live?”

armand goes crazy about the implications of “we” while daniels like 😐 is this not obvious.

and then they fuck for 2 days straight

#whatever . go my scarab #iwtv

messsssmer

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

fireknightqueelign

thy mother

messsssmer

Art thou for fucking real

collegeboysam

having confirmation that armand was in love with daniel during the interview makes his "i would gladly wake him" reply as rashid in s1 even funnier now. he was literally gonna do this:

#SCREAM #iwtv

disengaged

southern alberta, june 2026

#aes

moldavite

when i lived in england i literally thought i was asexual bc i was so grossed out by everyone

this is so fucking funny. real as hell

#😭#this is why immigration is so needed here we NEED to expand these gene pools….

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parkchanwoohoo

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

molabuddy

mutual who i'm still clearly mutuals with who i'm seeing on my dashboard: i had to block a mutual for doing [horrible thing i would never do]

me, immediately: oh my god what if it was me

professional-rat-eater

Lestat tells him to kill himself and Salamander draws him being hit by a bus and then Armand has Larry kill himself by being hit by a train.

Never let anyone tell you Armand isn’t the funniest character in this show.

#iwtv

sev-arts

cooler lesbian comix than the one youre probably talking about

the 3 weeks on T experience is just ohhh my goddddd i’m sweating so bad and i STINK constantly i JUST got out the shower and i’m STINKY!!!!

oh hey my ween got bigger:)

#yay! but also I FUCKING SMELL SO BADDD😭😭😭😭#your daily dose of idiocy

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amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

coffeefocusrat

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

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