Empathy Will Save Us

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

I gotta stay off tumblr while I'm crossfaded some of the images you people show me could drive a man to madness

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

That's called being an adult

no it’s called being the bravest girl on planet earth

i bought the goncharov poster immediately because even if this meme ends there will never ever be a period of time where having a poster for a Scorsese film that doesn't exist won't be funny. the idea of someone who has no idea about this tumblr movement coming over and seeing it and being like what the fuck? is that? is insanely funny to me as someone who loves lying. I am going to frame the poster and protect it like a newborn child. i want to have it placed so that whenever im on a work zoom call everyone can see it and wonder whwt the fuck it is. i love lying and drama.

I'm sorry but the fucked up emoji is really hard to ignore

Sometimes when I open Twitter it'll be like "Crungle Sprungle is trending. 100k tweets." and then I click the "Crungle Sprungle" link and it brings me to the top Crungle Sprungle tweets that are all like "Hey why's Crungle Sprungle trending 🤨" (1 reply. 6 likes.)