liz

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

that Diana Wynne Jones interview where she’s like “I don’t understand why so many girls are into Howl, it must be because they want the challenge of fixing him” is so optimistic, like DWJ’s out here hoping I at least want to make him a more functional person as if “rogue academic turned melodramatic fashion disaster whose social skills Do Not live up to his own hype” is not a perfectly valid thing to be attracted to 

god this isn’t even touching on the fact that Howl is??? apparently??? an ordinary-ass Welshman who was studying spells (????) at the doctoral level and then (somehow???) found a doorway into Actual Magic and promptly moved there to set up shop as a wizard with like five different names and two outfits but still goes home sometimes because he loves his niece and likes to hang out with the rugby lads (still working on processing Howl being a jock but?? okay), because PRESUMABLY all of this is supposed to further illustrate that Howl is an absolutely ridiculous sort of person but all I see is a man who made the exact decision I would make in a millisecond if given the opportunity 

Howl Jenkins is what happens when the overpowered ‘thrust into a fantasy world’ man… is not the main character.

Howl Jenkins is what happens when an a normal man gets thrust into a fantasy setting and is mostly excited to dick around and learn some magic to turn his hair different colors, only to realize to his dismay that being a powerful wizard means that people are going to ask you to actually do shit for them

I may be an absolute disaster of an adult but when someone younger than me asks for advice I turn into a Wise Professor

This hit me too hard

Catch These Hands! with your hands. we’re holding hands now. this is nice

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

not to condone odin or any of his horrible decisions and actions but when confronted only Once (1) ONE time about a Single mistake he fell into a coma and everyone had to take care of him and honestly yeah

my mom comes home and i realize i forgot to do the dishes so I just fall into OdinSleep TM and my family has to spend the next however many years crying at my bedside until I wake up and they’re just happy to see me

“(character) didn’t know what to say,” i write. it’s a lie. it’s me. i’m the one who doesn’t know what the heckers they would say

Does anyone else like....... feel extremely paranoid when talking about ur hyperfixation around ur friends, because even though you KNOW they're sweet people and never make fun of you for your interests in your head ur just like "u hate me don't you. U think im lame right. Tell me to shut up. God i am so uncool. Just say it

apparently sims can die of being too silly so i wanna try and kill my reigen sim by giving him the hysterical mood

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

Are you trying to tell me that the most hardcore ride-or-die PTA mothers are probably actually werewolves?

i would watch the fuck outta this garbage sitcom

@drukhari

Garbage? This is gold. And the kids from all 3 houses are chill with each other until they’re NOT and then it’s a life-or-death thumb war tournament for a solid week with glory and the bragging rights (and that huge fuzzy elephant Katie won at the fair because lbr) as the prize.

fanfic writers on tumblr

where’s that post about how seeing a fic is like seeing a writer defending their dissertation and interacting with the same writer on tumblr is like finding them eating mayonnaise in their kitchen in the middle of the night because interacting with writers in the comments of a fic is like talking to someone coming down off a three-day finals coffee binge because that’s pretty much exactly what’s happening.