arthas tried

when he was a kid my teacher went to confession but had no good wrong doings to confess because he was you know. a child. so before they went to church he asked his big brother for some swear words. later that day he went into confession and basically was like forgive me father for i said shit bitch fuck bastard motherfucker tits piss son of a bitch like just listing all these swears to the priest. shout out

a gnome with a fork and knife is doing devil may cry combos to a berry tart

ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint

dearest followers i regret to inform you that thinking with my cunt has once again led me perilously and irretrievably deep into a vast system of underground tunnels

i fell in the bathroom earlier and my fucking giant paladin pauldrons broke the fucking toilet. annd my holy blade got stuck in the floor and accidentally killed all the undead in my building which they lowkey had coming and shit

hyper fixations are so embarrassing for me because I make every part of my life center around the thing I'm fixating on like I would get out of bed and serve myself a bowl of cereal and be like "just like my Best Friend Finn the Human would :)" and it's completely unironical