the goose from untitled goose game

This too shall pass but like holy fuck

everything in life is bad. takes a shower. washes off the gunk. oh. oh it was the gunk again.

life hack: u dont have to be a wolf to yell sad noises at the moon

call his pussy british the way that I’m innit

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

"its a texas chainsaw miracle"

#24 on ur spotify wrapped describes how 2024 will go, how screwed r u

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