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Tampons coated in pop rocks

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One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.
I’ve been doing a series of comics about men being deceived by makeup.
This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen
Lmao why did he do that to his lawn why try and start drama?
I’m 25 never heard a black person say blacks rule in any dam context. Whitest thing ever
*spray paints all lives are lit in my driveway*
For some reason this is all I get when there’s new activity on one of my blogs…
nice
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“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” more like “it’s your fault other people mistreat you and make you feel like trash”
thank you for saying this I am so tired of seeing this repeated everywhere as if it were the highest wisdom when it’s trash
“I’m a non-Christian living the South, I can’t even go to a god damn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole, and honey, it makes me a little uncomfortable.”
I’m WHEEZING.
This is me at every family gathering.
I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR
I had to. Source
Are humans even real
Accurate
reblogging again bc if you, like me, love to send annoying bullshit to your friends i wrote down a version to copy and paste so you dont have to do what i did
“Hey [name]! You sure seem sweet. What’s a girl like you up to these days? You know, like how you doin? Hopfully your havin a great time. You know, like livin life to the fullest. Amiright?? Anyway get back at this lil guy if you feel like shooting the talky talky. Amirighr or amirigjt baby!! ?? Well totes magotes baby chilli flake. Sizzlin spitter and sputter and spicy and spatter. Anyways baby. Totes magotes messege baby chilli flake.. lates magnates .”
When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself

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i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones.
here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies
why is this making me feel so much better
Yasss I love it
Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.
That There is A Gator
No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat
person: why are you sad?
me: i don't know
person: no reason?
me: oh no there are plenty of reasons,i'm just not sure which one it is this time.
Why is skincare ….., feminized

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cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal
Maybe you’re a bitch
i mean i definitely am but youre still boring
This is so fckn funny