Anecdoche

Tampons coated in pop rocks

One time in high school I was waiting to talk to the Vice Principal and this other kid came in and sat down next to me. He said “What are you in for?” And I said “Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What are you in for?” and he said that he stabbed a kid with a screwdriver. I told him we led very different lives and he agreed.

This is the best comic series I’ve ever seen

*spray paints all lives are lit in my driveway*

F

nice

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent” more like “it’s your fault other people mistreat you and make you feel like trash”

thank you for saying this I am so tired of seeing this repeated everywhere as if it were the highest wisdom when it’s trash

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

Are humans even real

Accurate

i keep thinking about how pokemon go is probably driving baby boomers up the fucking wall. packs of millennials roaming all staring at their cellphones. 

Yasss I love it

Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.

That There is A Gator

No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat

Why is skincare ….., feminized

cool girls are everywhere but its such a challenge to find one guy thats like mildly interesting to talk to……. it’s like they all have the personality of an actual adidas sandal

Maybe you’re a bitch

i mean i definitely am but youre still boring

This is so fckn funny