This blog is pro cigarette and pro lung cancer

me flirting: yeah I'm pro-theft

/Sippy puffs on a cigar. “I may be small, but my riches are just huge.”

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Dudes r like “I cannot help my fetishes or who I’m not attracted to because basically I’m monkey :/“ And then say “so are you really unable to look past the fact that I am ugly? Unbelievable. If only you’d use your brain and see that I could make you happy. But such is the life of a shallow whore, I suppose.”

*packing a bowl* okay who wants to say grace

white for frenchmen

Replace the t in texas with s. You will be in for a hilarious yet scary suprise

which t?

AND it’s me birthday 😍❤️💖🎉🎊🌚🔪👀😘💋🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

Let him in!!!