Here you go

leaving a bad review of The Art of War on Amazon so my enemies don't buy it

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

Peeling an orange that doesn't want to be peeled is the most thankless fucking task. What in the zoo animal enrichment.

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

I feel like a horse with no name is probably the best song in the world. Not even my Favorite song just the best

Don't forget about the fly with a buzz.