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incel desperate perv boyfriend who'd facecall you and pretend to listen to you when you're talking about how your day's been, but then he suddenly harshly cuts you off. you begin tearing up because you didn't expect him to be that mean, little do you know he's grinning, his cock throbbing, pent up against his desk, because seeing you so helpless turns him on

The voice takes you aback. You hadn’t expect him to respond at all, let alone question you. “What?”

“All you humans do is take, and take, and take,” he says. “Maybe I have no miracles left. Maybe the humans cleared them all out like little grave robbers.”

The forest grows unnaturally quiet, the whole world shuddered into silence at his displeasure.

He smiles at you. It’s very nearly a sneer.

“So,” he says. “What do I get?”

“I don’t know,” you answer. “I’m sorry.”

You dig through your pocket, searching for something, anything, to sacrifice at his feet. A bobbin and thread. A few, measly copper coins. A dearth of anything of value. Of course, that’s exactly why you came to him like this. The absence in your life gapes so large it may as well have a tongue to swallow you down.

Your trinkets are pitiful. He makes no move to accept or deny them, so far beneath him they’re not even worth the acknowledgement.

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