French Boy

*young republican voice* i don’t see why my rich, rich, rich rich rich, rich rich rich rich, so fucking rich, father should have to pay for poorer boys school lunches. he could spend that money on a racism machine

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

I can't believe it's already 2017

Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this

They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme

No no no lol please don’t

Forever reblog until 2017

O my god no

i cant stop laughing 

until 2017

only 3 more years.

we can reblog while we wait for Sherlock series 4.

Guys this has been in my queue since January 6th 2014!

If I position myself at specific distance from Earth with a powerful enough telescope, I could get a satellite view of any point of human history.

*to my doctor after getting laser eye surgery* so how do i shoot them

my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship

mom? yeah hey its me. i just called to—what? yeah i’m doing fine thanks. listen i was playing call of duty and this kid said some really shocking things about you and i just had to confirm that they weren’t true

Science is so cool

i make myself laugh, i should date me

sugar buddy: your totally platonic rich friend who gives u expensive gifts 

a literal pay pal

parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak