still a sunbeam

When that first sip of Thai tea hits and you start to feel funny down there

The soon to transition Mrs Nice Guy: No more Mr Nice Guy

Getting kicked off love island for trying to poison the men

seriously need some more flower emoji options like where is the orchid? the wisteria? the hydrangea… the pansy… the lily?? fuck

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks

It was a clitorical question

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

wait.i have an idea.lets crush me with a rock

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

You can lie when you name things

i’m like if a girl was a dust mite

trying to groom an old guy "youre so mature for 50"