PLEASE

if i saw a ghost i would simply bust it

The ghost, or?

a little creacher

women typically do not want me and fish look at me and feel contempt

props to stem people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any english essay because literally u just have to say stuff. but for stem paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be true. wack. 

props to hums people wtf! i can bullshit my way through any stem essay because literally u just have to repeat stuff. but for a hums paper u have to say stuff AND it has to be new stuff from your brain. wack. 

#FINALLY the solidarity we need to defeat business majors

i hope this email finds you a broken husk of a man

what’s the punchline here

wait

Bird no want wet feet, bird shoes

thank you science side of tumblr

Don’t post your negativity on a positive post.

Electrons

I should kick your ass. 

I hope something unexpectedly good happens to you this week.