Puts The "Art" in Fart

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

Item: Inappropriate Douglas

sick to my fucking stomach for all the times i begged to be loved and seen by anyone lmao

Well I think it was brave

Every time you are at ease while being misunderstood your cells improve nutrient absorption by 10%

just saw the phrase "abortionable amount of weeks pregnant"

so ive been thinking again and it's not going great