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My friend’s chubby puppy likes to sit like this

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tosety

Bumps your ankle

turing-tested

i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead

indiecup--fordeactivation-deact

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

turing-tested

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

cassidy-peterson

You act like people knowing you’re in the Squirtle Squad is a bad thing?

turing-tested

yes that is exactly where these glasses are from. a perfectly respectable long standing anime and nothing more

not-a-space-alien

Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

not-a-space-alien

I miss my moving men they took such good care of me and they were so handsome and beautiful and strong and efficient and they wrapped all my furniture up in plastic and they loved that I got pizza for them and they knew how to safely drive the big big truck. Come back to me moving men

not-a-space-alien

Moving men please come move me in your big strong arms in a way that complies with local safety regulations and the company's values

not-a-space-alien

One of the men had a dangling earring and a stud, so I told him I liked his earrings. So he told me about how when he first got his ears pierced, he lost a stud and had to borrow an earring from his girlfriend to keep the hole from closing up. Well the only one she had to lend him was a dangling pink fuzzy duck. And everyone made fun of him for wearing it until they realized he didn't give a fuck what they thought. So now he always wears one stud and one dangling earring.

He told me this story while manhandling my entire couch. And I'm supposed to be normal about this? I'm bisexual

orpheuslament

friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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ohbeauregard

C3E111 | The Nein Hells

Yeah, we know who's singing.

parentheticalaside

My dream for the election is that it’s definitive. I want a 2012-style Election Day where everyone built it up beforehand to possibly be close but then the results start rolling in and it was like “Oh, nevermind. It’s obviously Obama. Everyone go to bed.”

I just want voters to put a stake right through the heart of Trumpism so that it crumbles to ash before our eyes. That’s the dream.

gingersnapwolves

like to charge, reblog to cast

marinella-ela

littleguysdaily

felicitypdf

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

aflo

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

ipunchmen

please respect european cultural dishes

catchymemes

It seems pretty windy

somethingusefulfromflorida

Heat seeking spear autolocked onto a mammoth two valleys behind you

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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.

spiritsonic

This post has escaped containment within the fandom and I keep seeing tags like "lol WTF looks like a Sonic character", and it's extremely funny for me

zombiemollusk

ariadne-mouse

Liam came prepped to get back into the Caleb shoes. WIZARD KISSER indeed 😂

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machineryangel

grabbing every 13 yo girl by the arms and yelling "YOU LOOK FINE !!!!!!! DON'T SPEND UR ALLOWANCE ON CONCEALERS GO SEE A BAD MOVIE INSTEAD !!!!!!!!!!! BEAUTY IS POETRY AND SONGS AND LAUGHTER W FRIENDS AND COLORFUL LEAVES !!!!!!!!!! GO READ A MARY OLIVER POEM AND YOU'LL BE OK!!!!!!!!!"

spectre-squared

DO NOT FUCKING TOUCH YOUR EYEBROWS

magpie-to-the-morning

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

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