people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

I love hairy legs😌👍🌞 peace and love on planat earth

Good morning to bitches who cant remember half their life

i gave bigfoot some leftover curly fries and he won’t stop bringing me leaves he finds that look like me

tumblr mutuals to lovers

people always ask which way you face in the shower... but baby, I'm a rotisserie chicken

i think a society failed its youth if they feel old (derogatory) at 20

I’m doing hot girl shit. *stares at the dark in my room with no thoughts like a blood-sniffing shark*

Mutuals please be aware I am walking between your desks and dropping lolly pops and small cards in your cardboard mailboxes as I go around

actually if we’re mutuals we are valentines. no takebacksies.

theyre putting gasoline in mcflurries now

i hope im not just a mutual to you guys but also someone you desperately want to make out with

Its embarrassing to have my mask off now. Thats too intimate. My coworkers don't know me like that

the line between attraction and gender envy is very thin

you're not bad with money you're just living in a society that underpays you, overcharges you, then gaslights you into feeling guilty for needing to eat