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today i was revisiting the pnf choose your own adventure book where the author they roped in to write it has an only middling understanding of pnf, thinks candace is blonde etc, but still got this much correct
based on perry being possessive: do u think he'd be excited if doof was possessive over HIM?
Perry knows that he is. He IS happy about it. There's some proof of this;
1. In Nerds of a Feather, their b-plot centres around a TV show Heinz made up he named "Doof n Pus." Executive Jeff McGarland suggests giving the platypus a girlfriend. Heinz blew his TOP. ("Oh you suddenly know my characters more than me?!")
When the camera pans back to Perry, Perry's glaring at Jeff, smirking.
2. In Come Home Perry, Heinz found out that he's been demoted to Minor Threat, (already very upsetting) and that Perry's been relocated to the Quad State Area to fight the Regurgitator. I'm pretty sure Heinz then confronts the Regurgitator about Perry being HIS nemesis, but he chickens out of scolding the man to his face. He DOES put an escape button in Perry's trap though.
This episode establishes Perry's trust in Heinz.
3. Ok this is vague. But there's a book out there written from Heinz's perspective with a title I can't remember (paging @pnfc 's merch knowledge with this) where a feature includes doing a little quiz to find out which OWCA agent you're most compatible with. (Book is absolutely chock full of Perryshmirtz).
In that book, the highest villaney score lands you on Perry as the most compatible nemesis. But Heinz basically says that "But he's mine, so you can have Agent Chicken instead"
4. Heinz was also jealous when Perry started working together with Lila Loliberry in "Sidetracked". When they both confront Heinz in the dining car, Lila puts her arm around Perry, which he glares at and shoves away. Heinz had cackled, calling out how much Perry must hate this, considering his Lone Wolf tendencies. Perry very pointedly doesnt deny him.
In the Niagara Falls scene, Perry infamously puts his hand on Heinz's arm before he leaves, and they share a secret smile.
Heinz appears less jealous than Perry only because Perry's arguably the more aggressively possessive one. Perry's not the cheating sort either. Heinz sorta is. But he IS possessive. Perry DOES know Heinz is obsessed with him. They are both aware of each other's unhealthy codependency, the staple of every sweet romance.
@adhdoofenshmirtz and @pnfc has since got back to me to confirm that this aforementioned book mention is the Book of Doof, and here are some additional Perryshmirtz enablers;
The strangely sweet possessive Doof moment
Perry is his dream nemesis
From a list of Evil Things
This is just a mention of his cute ballerina outfit
"the way to a man's heart is to his stomach"
"Perry" is his favourite word
Again. Huge HUGE credit to @pnfc for all the photos, and the rest of the book is reportedly like crack cocaine on the shipper brain. There is also PnF Choose Your Own Adventure Book written from a first person Y/N pov with a "cute" little Perryshmirtz detail pnfc had shared earlier in the year, just to remind people that this obsession is a two way street, obviously.
Sure Perry can barely cope with the idea of Heinz ever being in Seattle again unsupervised but also. You know
I feel like Doofenshmirtz would accidentally buy the lesbian flag scarf legitimately thinking it is a long bacon scarf and then wear it walking around town and be like “Perry the platypus ever since I bought this scarf, a lot of women have been hitting on me so i’m gonna make the long bacon scarf-inator!” But it’s all just lesbians that think Doof is a butch lesbian
I feel like Perry would immediately realize what the scarf actually is and have to explain it to him 
Edit: I feel like he’d also post a selfie of him wearing it on Instagram with the WLW hashtag thinking it means a winners love winning 
Doofenshmirtz using terms of endearment for Perry
Depends. How many times do you watch Phineas and Ferb in front of your son?
I put Phineas and Ferb on whenever it's on and i can manage some control over the tv. But when the revival was being advertised last year they kept laying the same commericals for it over and over which included Heinz going "WE'RE BACK BABY!" which Baby Banjos repeated, which, made me laugh and thus, he kept saying it because he is my son and will do anything to make someone laugh.
He no longer says the entire thing but does continue to say "baby" when he's excited about something, because yes, he has narrowed down that that is the funny part of the sentence.

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For some reason they are leaning so much into buff Perry
They want to make him human so bad
The Norm I made for the Phineas and Ferb Pride Parade Collab + some process shots!!!! He’s in my house right now!!!!
Make sure you check out the completed collab:
💬 3 🔁 43 ❤️ 90 · Phineas and Ferb Pride Collab! ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💜 · Cohosted by me and @platypus-brained A while ago, I had an idea for a pride par
This little thing 💕
be a duck
I love him so much ❤️❤️
Doofenshmirtz Propaganda ✨Vote Doof ✨
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PHINBELLA CRUMBS, PHINBELLA CRUMBS‼️
Saw this Perry hat on my feed and I HAD TO DROP EVERYTHING AND DOODLE IT
(bonus at the end :3)
Silly hat
Doof put it on him
Silly short comics were my bread and butter, still are ig I just need to post more consistently :'3
If I had a nickel for every time I have predicted a perryshmirtz moment I’d have two nickels. Which isnt a lot, but its impressive it happened twice
The moments:
Isabellur
Bothering dragonpus’s space during their nesting season it’s just new level of stupidity

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Personal opinion but I feel like perry was meant for doofenshimrtz, cus wdym that perry supported his professor time job. Like he even stopped beating the shit outta him just for doofenshimrtz to plan his daughters birthday party.. Honestly you cannot tell me that they were not made for each other... Hashtag gay guys