you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

I do think the post that's like "when they torture you to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂🤣" is one of the most succinct and foundational analyses of interpersonal violence and conflict that had ever been written

guys i have a confession to make i literally betrayed the noble unicorn

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

Dude i think everything is smiling at me lol *looks back over shoulder* Everything is really going my way *looks back over other shoulder*

Get Sexy Let No One Hit

commenting “bread and circuses” under pictures of your 6 year old’s birthday party

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

how to stop isolating yourself?? the answer is give up on code and hidden messages. love fully and loudly and truthfully and always. be deliberate. be open. feel everything. but won’t it be hard? won’t it hurt? yes!!!! yes.

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

getting older and weirder and sexier and more perverted and gluttonous and intelligent and blunt and eloquent and spontaneous and skilled is literally what it's all about