wrong stop

home goods blocked me

they told me to go Home cause i'm no Goods

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

Sorry we can’t cbt our way out of the fact that the earth is becoming observably less habitable with each passing year

have we tried

Behold, a dragon.

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I am the only survivor on this post REBLOG FOR HAPPINESS IN LATE MARCH AND TO SURVIVE THE MARCH OF TIME!!!!

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

*holds you in my mouth perfectly safe between my sharp teeth bc i love you*

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

Just got my first terf on this post so here it is again! Everyone look at it!!

sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me

holy shit is that kate bush

Does he really think he can just...cancel a holiday?