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A character trait/dynamic that I'm endlessly compelled by is someone dealing with (or, like, failing to) being the child of people who were too busy being good people to have the time and attention to be good parents. This can be anywhere from 'was a public defender who gave a shit working 60 hour weeks with basically no vacations' to 'left their family behind to join the revolution/war effort and is now a universally beloved martyr-hero who saved/remade the world with their final breath' on the groundedness spectrum. The important thing is a viscerally felt but confused and ugly mess of longing, resentment, and guilt about feeling the resentment.

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

i know nothing of durance so far but why is he serving 'the orlans are putting adra in the water to make the forest trolls gay' vibes

this might piss some people off but I don’t think some of you actually ever tried to unlearn your hatefulness. you just came out as queer and decided your new targets really truly deserve it this time.

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

The Red Veil are funny to me bc as far as I can tell they're like 50% Rell cultists and 50% a guy they picked up from a space gas station who wants an excuse to kill people

Look I like to laugh at the horny white chicks with bad taste making poorly written erotica just like everyone else but there’s like genuine demons entrenched in the hearts of genre fiction and we gotta get those guys first.

Like yes it’s very silly that they want to fuck the crow guy that eats plastic. And her clothes are made of plastic. Extremely funny just conceptually, even funnier executed so poorly. But like Neil Gaiman is still out there. Alive.