how very

honestly i dont even play an active role in my life shit just happens and im like oh is this what we’re doing now ok

angsty suggestion blog that sounds like im talking about a guy i’m in a toxic yet artistic relationship with but it’s actually just vagueposts about my chameleon

you cant hold my hand without scarring my skin

you’ll eat from my palm but won’t look me in the eye

ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want

“You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst life philosophy and you can use it to justify anything.

ok like not to rain on ur parade but getting a tattoo and eating some fries are very different than setting ur house on fire and drinking venom like I see where ur coming from but we were only going like 25 mph u didn’t need to accelerate it to 120 in a second lmao

special talents: being sleepy and being clingy

THIS IS SO FUCKING CUTE. #thedream

For Amber

Women like this don’t actually exist, do they?

excuse you 

We exist all over the goddamn place.

I am like this thank you very much!

this will be us hehe

This is literally my relationship.

oh my god this is so freaking cute and that last picture omfg HAHAHA

literally me.

GOALSSSSSSSS

This is what being in a relationship with me is. Except more random back shots and butt slaps.

When tall people are sad and they try to make themselves smaller by hunching or wrapping themselves around a small person but they just look like a forlorn giraffe

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.