Is that a TRAIN???

on this father's day to all the people with shitty dads im your dad now. we're having macaroni and cheese for dinner :] whats something youve been proud of lately champ

The "Nobody" scene is literally one of the most important parts. It's the moment of hubris that dooms Odysseus and his journey.

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

nope. funkytown again

come on

My fake son learned the alphabet today. I’m so proud of him, in theory.

saw this suddenly get a flurry of notes which means it is once again fucking moon day! Happy fucking moon day, everyone.

They dumped plastic skeletons in environmentally protected areas, against the literal contracts they had to sign to get the permits to film in environmentally protected areas. Like they not only did a bad ecological thing that freaked out some divers, they literally broke environmental protection laws and their contract with the Italian government

in a crazy twist of events, senshi has just won the world cup

And then he put food in the world cup

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

My most diagnosable take is that honestly. As much as people in social justicey spaces talk about exercising your empathy ... there's also value in being able to turn it off so you're not extremely susceptible to emotional manipulation. Sometimes you have to be able to recognize "oh, this is bullshit propaganda trying to tug at my heartstrings" and stop giving a fuck about like. Colonizer feelings or whatever. Vibes can't override your principles

Like idk being niceys is a good start but your politics can't begin and end with 🌈 kindness 🌈 or you're gonna get taken advantage of. The worst people on earth will be like "but what if........ I have a sob story about it 🥺" & you Need to be able to tell them to Fuck Completely Off

There's a certain strain of ... Everyone Is Valid 🌸 style pseudo leftism that ime invariably caters to whoever throws the biggest tantrum. And this is a Problem interpersonally & it's especially bad if you let these people dictate your opinions. Not everyone is valid some of you are racist

knight (large breasts) removing her breastplate and releasing a bunch of boob sweat like a mech venting steam

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

Why does your cat think he is a chimpanzee

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.