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My friends and I all took a “which Jane Austen love interest would you fall for?” and I was like ooh ooh I hope I get Mr. Knightley. But also if they have Henry Tilney on there he’s super underrated and I would get his humor better than Catherine anyway so I want him too. One of my friends said she wanted Mr. Darcy and I was like eh hard pass. Everyone looked at me like I committed sacrilege and I was like look! I love him! As a character! And I think he’s great for Elizabeth! I am really super happy that Elizabeth ended up with him. And also perfectly content to not be Elizabeth because he’s just not for me. And then we took the test and I got Mr. Darcy and one of my friends said “I forgot not liking him was a prerequisite for falling in love with him” and I threw my phone at her (spiritually, not physically, bc phones are expensive)

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

the phrase "moon's haunted" rewired my brain the moment it entered my vocabulary never in my life have i encountered a phrase more infectious or fun to use

thanks to advancements in modern science and education i know how a lot of things work and can explain if asked, but sometimes it's just more fun to apply the exact same logic to the situation as a 14th century alchemist

No bc this is so real

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

World Heritage Post

there was a point in my life where people were arguing how illogical it was for pokeballs to be so hi-tech but theyre so cheap that people are throwing them and not even picking them up if they miss a pokemon. these days in the real world you can find vapes that have temperature sensors and leds with touch screens that people tossed aside bc it was almost empty

Grabs you by your shoulders you need to get rid of that idea that shipping is always romantic or sexual. You need to think of shipping as an exploration of character, not just the allo-centric view of relationships. No stop leaning in to kiss me. I’m serious stop with the we’re both boys nonsense I’m serious here dude.