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Part 1

Heartslabyul Dorm - Birthday Party Venue

NRC Newspaper

Birthday Celebrant Interview Special

Riddle Edition

Y/N

Happy birthday.

Riddle

Thank you. It's nice of you to come.

Y/N

How is the party?

Riddle

I'm enjoying it. The decorations and the food are both perfect.

I can get a sense of how everyone stuck to the plan when preparing it, it's made me  happy.

It looks like Ace and Deuce took the time to decorate the tablecloth with pansy embroidery, too.

The shape is a little off, but they've got character.

I think it's a wonderful party. Make sure you enjoy yourself.

I need to be sure to return the feeling, and play my part as the leading role appropriately.

Y/N

Do you have any birthday-related memories?

Riddle

Let me see…. Last year a couple of students came to me saying that they had a message for me from Trein-sensei.

It sounded like an emergency, so I was a little nervous when I headed to instructed meeting point.

But waiting behind the door…. Was everyone from the dorm.

They set off crackers, put a strange hat on me…. And then, all together, they said "happy birthday".

I had no idea what was going on, so I stood there, frozen with surprise for a moment.

I think the face I pulled made Trey and Cater laugh.

Y/N

Sounds like it was a lot of fun.

Riddle

Well, I was certaintly sure to give everyone a proper "thank you" for their surprise.

Reasoning aside, they did trick me, after all. Honestly, they've got some nerve.

I mean, it was the first time I'd ever celebrated my birthday with so many people in such a lively fashion…..

Looking back, I can't say it was a bad memory.

Part 2

Y/N

How do you spend your private time, outside of clubs, studying and dorm leader responsibilities?

Riddle

As a student, there shouldn't be any such free time, I'm sure?

Well, either way. I'm not sure if you can call it private time, but I like taking care of the hedgehogs.

We have a rota for looking after them, so there isn't a need for me to go everyday. But I still go to see them even when it's not my turn.

Ultimately, they're delicate little things. There'd be a problem if someone was to forget it was their turn. You need to be thorough overseeing the food and  temperature levels.

Y/N

What dreams do you have for the future?

Riddle

I think….. I want to be a magical physician.

Y/N

What's that?

Riddle

A magicial physician specialises in using magic for medicinal purposes.

Only the most high-performing magicians with a medical license are able to take the exam.

They have knowledge of every race's biology and can treat them accordingly, and can undo any spell casted on a patient…...

It's a difficult profession, requiring a high level of magical ability and specialist knowledge.

I'm the child of two magical physicians, so since a young age I've been educated with the intent on becoming one myself.

I've always been told "Riddle, when you're an adult you'll be like us."

It's been that way my whole life, so I've never thought of becoming anything different.

But after starting here at the academy, and becoming dorm leader….

Living day-to-day following the Queen of Hears' rules….

I've become interested in legal professions, and recently, I've read some books about the judiciary.

Before coming to NRC I would never have imagined the day would come where I'd take an interest in a profession other than a magical physician…..

It's strange, even for me.

Part 3

Y/N

Do you have any special skills?

Riddle

I'm good crossword speed-solving.

As the name would suggest, it means to solve crossword puzzles as fast as possible.

When I was young, my mother would buy me an educational workbook every month. There was always a crossword on the last page.

In the house, every other form of entertainment was banned, so…..

Solving crossword puzzles after I finished my studies was very fun.

Just getting the answer right each time was boring, so I always thought about how I could increase the difficulty….

I tried timing myself, and solving them faster and faster each time made it more fun.

Y/N

What about crossword puzzles is appealing for you?

Riddle

Appealing, you say. Well, there are a few things….. But if I was to choose just one, it would be the "sense of accomplishment" that it brings.

It feels good to fill in the answers, but above all, the success of my studies that day are reflected in the results.

A flexible mind is just as important as general knowledge, and the fun comes from the moment you manage to make full use of that.

I've been thinking about conducting a crossword speed-solving tournament to help boost the dorm students' grades.

The truth is….. I've been working on my own crossword book, ever since I was young.

I’ve had it in mind to give it to Che'nya or Trey to solve one day…..

Forgive me for bragging a little, but it is an outstanding piece of work! I've been working on it at a steady pace, and all together there are over three thousand puzzles.

The knowledge and flair required to solve crosswords is also useful when it comes to regular studies.

And  since it seems there are a few students at the dorm that would benefit from that…....

I'm sure my crosswords would be of a great help to them!

When I can get the tournament to happen, make sure you come along and give it a go. No need to hold yourself back.

Y/N

….I will think about it. Once again, happy birthday.

[Kitchen]

Masterchef Lilia Chapter: ~Let's Make Stir-Fried Pea Shoots with Garlic~

[Shortly Before Cooking]

Lilia

….Right then, it's about time I get some credits!

Chef Ghost A

The day has finally come….. For my rematch against Lilia Vanrouge!

Chef Ghost B

The problem child who has made countless bizarre dishes and been the cause of many an agonizing scream here in our sacred kitchen…..

Chef Ghost A

I wonder what he plans to cook this time around….

Chef Ghost A/B

AAAHH~~~~!  I'M TERRIFIED~~~~~!!

Head Chef

Stay calm, everyone! For this is why I’m here.

Head Chef

From now on, there is no need for a repeat of such a miserable affair…..

Head Chef

This time for sure, we will get Lilia-kun to cook a normal meal and earn his course credits!

Chef Ghost A/B

UNDERSTOOD!!!

Lilia

Oh? My my, you lot are full of energy. I'm feeling fired up now.

Lilia

*Chuckles* After all, I've studied cooking every day to prepare. This time, it'll be just a little different from before.

Lilia

Relax and leave it to me, you're in good hands!

Chef Ghost A

More like bad hands….

Head Chef

….It's fine. I have faith in Lilia-kun. Just look at the fire of determination burning in those bright red eyes of his.

Head Chef

Alright, it's about time we got started! Today, we will be cooking Stir-fried pea shoots with garlic.

Head Chef

Could you first cut off the roots of the pea shoots?

Lilia

Oh yes, starting off easy..

Lilia

So, pea shoots….

Lilia

I believe you are referring to the young leaves and stems of the pea plant.

Head Chef

Correct. You know your stuff, Lilia-kun~

Head Chef

When you're done washing them, heat up the frying pan with some sesame oil, and then add some thinly sliced garlic and cook.

Lilia

All right.

Lilia

Oh~ this smells wonderful! The scent of the sesame oil and the garlic is working up my appetite.

Head Chef

Once the aroma has matured, you can go ahead and put in the pea shoots and the chicken stock and cook it lightly.

Lilia

Soup is indeed an all-purpose flavouring.

Head Chef

After that, have a taste, and once you're done adjusting the flavour with salt and pepper, it's finished.

Lilia

…..hm? That's it? I feel like that's too easy….

Head Chef

That's the best part about it!

Head Chef

The simplicity of both the ingredients and the cooking process of stir-fried pea shoots with garlic is exactly….

Head Chef

the reason you can't hide any defects in the dish, and it's the number one way to prove your skill as a chef.

Lilia

Is that right?! As expected, cooking is rather profound.

Head  Chef

(….....I can't tell him)

Head Chef

(He can't know that I chose this menu specifically to make sure that any errors in measurings or in the temperature wouldn't lead to a catastrophe!)

Head Chef

It seems like everything has gone pretty well up until now, so it's time to plate it….

Lilia

I put in a considerable amount of pea shoots, and yet with the heat they've ended up shrinking in size so much….

Head Chef

(I… don't like the sound of this…. But! I've already anticipated how off-the-wall Lilia-kun can be!)

Head Chef

(I already had the other cooks hide the rest of the seasonings way out of his reach, it's going to be fine….)

Lilia

I know! I can try adding some rice!

All

Rice?!

Lilia

Right….in we go.

Lilia

When you have vegetables and rice…. Well, you need to add in some meat for nutritional balance.

Lilia

What's next… how about some red pepper? That'll give the flavour some impact.

Chef Ghost A

Ahhh! It, it's begun…...! He's ignoring the recipe and going on a cooking frenzy…..!

Jade

What's all this fuss going on over here, everyone?

Head Chef

Oh  Jade-kun, this is perfect timing! Lilia-kun is trying to cook something absolutely absurd…..

Chef Ghost B

We need to hurry up and put this right again! Give us a hand, Jade-kun!

Jade

…..I see. I'm not really sure how helpful I can be, but I will try my best.

Jade

Lilia-san, do you have a moment?

Lilia

Ohh, Jade! What do you need?

Jade

This may be presumptuous on my behalf, but I actually have a suggestion….

Jade

Like this, the colouring of the food looks to be a little lacking.

Jade

The green of the pea shoots, the red of the pepper….. If you were to add something yellow, would that not bring more of a sense of harmony to the dish?

Jade

For example…. Ah yes, how about some pineapple?

Lilia

That's ingenious! I will add that in…. There we go.

Chef Ghost A/B

PINEAPPLE~~~~?!

Head  Chef

Jade-kun, you weren't going to stop Lilia-kun?!

Jade

Oh my, well I certainly thought you meant that I was to help Lilia-san with his creation…...

Lilia

Right then! Stir-fried pea shoots with garlic, complete!

Chef Ghost A

You can't even see the pea shoots anymore, and garlic has vanished under the sweet and salt flavours!

Chef Ghost B

I thought Jade-kun was going to stop him, but he's made it even worse…..

Head Chef

There's no way we can present this for judging!

Lilia

You can't? …..That's unfortunate, but oh, well…..

Lilia

I will just have to start afresh!

All

WHAAAA?!

Chef Ghost A

That's enough!

Chef Ghost B

He, he's right. You already used up all the pea shoots!

Head Chef

Yes, yes exactly! We have no ingredients left, oh goodness what a terrible shame!

Head Chef

Unfortunately, this time we will have to call it a day without presenting any food for judging…...

Lilia

There're no more ingredients left? No need to worry yourselves.

Head Chef

Huh?

Lilia

Watch closely.

Lilia

*Poof!*

All

?!

Chef Ghost A

The- the pea shoots…. There's pea shoots growing….

Head Chef

From the left-over roots?!

Jade

It takes true talent as a magician to be able to re-grow vegetables in such a short amount of time. As expected of Lilia-san.

Lilia

I'm just fixing the ingredient shortage, is all.

Lilia

….Right then, chefs. The ingredients have been recovered without issue, I trust there are no more objections?

Lilia

Let's begin with the cooking again!

[Scalding Sands - Kalim's Home]

Kalim

Yep. The truth is, I've prepared some of our country's traditional clothing for  you.

T/C/M

Huh?!

Kalim

I was wondering how to make this a day to remember for you guys, so I spoke to Jamil about this last night.

Jamil

At first I felt it might be a little forward, but you've come all the way here  already.

Jamil

Enjoying the Yasmina River Firework Display is one thing,

Jamil

But we really wanted to make you experience our country's history, so we prepared this.

Malleus

This must have been the thing Asim told us earlier to look forward to. How thoughtful.

Cater

What a lovely surprise! Thanks, Kalim-kun, Jamil-kun.

Trey

It would have been awful to keep going in these school uniforms. I'm grateful.

Kalim

You should go get changed as well, Jamil. You can show everyone around, too.

Kalim

I'll wait here with Grim.

Jamil

Understood.

Grim

Huh?  Why have I gotta wait here?

Kalim

Well,  you see….

Jamil

Unfortunately, we don't have any clothes for you.

Grim

You- you don't?! Grrr!!

Jamil

Well, what do you expect? It's hardly possible to prepare an outfit of your unique size in less than a day.

Grim

Liar! You just forgot about me. I wanna wear something super awesome too!

Kalim

No need to get so angry, we can chill out inside the car with the air con.

Kalim

There's plenty of juice and candy waiting!

Grim

Woah! In that case I shall forgive you! Now feed me!

Cater

It seems like that's made Grim happier anyway.

Jamil

Right then everyone, I'll show you to the fitting room.

Jamil

Ah, the servants will take care of all the luggage, so please leave it with them.

Trey

…..Coming from an average household, this bombastic treament is making me nervous.

1. We're going to get changed now

2. See you in a bit, Grim

Grim

Okay, off you go! I'll be here eating!

Grim

*chewing*….........

Grim

These churros-looking donuts are so cool and tasty!

Kalim

I love them, too. The sweet syrup on top makes them even tastier.

Grim

And the thick ice tea goes so well with it. *om nom nom*…...

Kalim

In town you'll find there's plenty more to try where that came from. Go ahead and eat your fill.

Grim

Yeah! If something needs eating, leave it to me!

Trey

Sorry to keep you waiting, Grim. We've finished getting changed.

Trey

I'm honestly surprised you prepared such a luxurious outfit.

Grim

Woah! That suits you real good, Trey!

Cater

Even with just wearing the clothes, I'm getting excited. They're so wonderful 𝅘𝅥𝅮

Cater

They look really good in photos, I've taken so many selfies!

Malleus

To get to wear traditional clothes from a foreign country… it's valuable  experience. Very exciting.

Cater

We're  all in the same style, but the colouring is really different for each of us.  I like how it shows all our personalities.

Cater

And  well….. It's nice seeing Malleus-kun in something other than black()

Malleus

Is  something strange?

Cater

No,  no. It really suits you.

Cater

I  wouldn't have imagined it, but the vivid colours pop out so well!

Malleus

Hehe.  I won't say no to a bit of flattery. Those luxurious colours fit you too,  Diamond.

Malleus

They're  bright, like fireworks. Very eye-catching.

Cater

Heh-  how can you say that with such a straight face? I'm starting to feel shy with  all the compliments.

Cater

But,  I like it. Thanks()

Cater

….Ah.  And of course, our Treykun standing there looking all embarassed, looks  lovely as well ☆

Tray

Hahaha….Thanks.

Kalim

I'm  so glad you guys like them!

Jamil

It's been a while since I've worn something traditional.

Jamil

Now I'm home….. That's what it feels like.

T/C/M

Yeah~!

Trey

I knew it, but of course Jamil suits it the best.

Jamil

You're a different person, Viper.

Cater

And Jamil-kun, your clothes are gorgeous from head to toe! I'm loving it~ 𝅘𝅥𝅮

Jamil

I, it's comforting that it looks that way, but….

Jamil

Enough about me! Let's wait for Y/N to finish getting changed.

Kalim

It's super nice. I'm so glad I'm here with you guys.

Jamil

Yeah, from now you've got to get started on your job of greeting all the important festival guests.

Jamil

After all, you were chosen to be the honoured dorm leader of the prestigious Night Raven College.

Jamil

The boss told you to wear your dorm uniform for the show, right?

Kalim

Yep, that's it.

1. I've finished changing

2. It's a perfect fit

1.  Kalim Y/N, it suits you! I like it!

Grim  as expected of my henchman to look good! Well, I'd say you pass.

2.  Jamil Of course, we were sure to pay attention to that part.

Trey  How on earth did you get to know our sizes…. Well, that's Jamil for you.

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