(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."

I’ve never met somebody’s boyfriend who deserved to live

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

@apocrypals

One of my favorite things about cassandra cain blowing up as a character is that stephanie brown is inexorably tied to her, so theres less chance of her fading into obscurity

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.