got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

I feel like people latch onto the okayest most surface level Steph and Jason parallels when there's so much content they could be working with that is infinitely more interesting and it's kind of funny in a meta way and I'm not going to elaborate

My Bruce and Steph posting might lead you to believe that I think they're all doom and gloom but honestly I do think their Batmam and Robin has room for joy and whimsy. Steph replacing the "Bat" in Batman with increasingly ridiculous adjectives starting with a B. Bruce immediately latching on to a passing comment she makes about Crystal wanting her to go to college and badgering her about it too because she will go and he will bankroll it but he phrases it in a logical "this will help with hero work" way and it weirdly works on her. Steph being stingy about the sort of affection she'll give and receive and Bruce being awkward about reaching out but she gets beat up pretty bad one day and he gently untangles her hair and she lets him. Bruce teaching her to mod her bike Red Bird style and being forced to awkwardly interact with Tim when she takes him joyriding on it because the level of Cool surpasses any issues they could be having in their relationship and Tim's attempts to keep a distance after quitting(if we're going w a canon timeline).

tbh bruce and steph batman and robin should be extremely messy like yeah they're fun teenage girl and her old man mentor but also the horrors oh god the horrors let's be codependent and mean and angry and every word you say to me is so personal and ill never admit it and I look up to you so much but maybe that means I'm gonna deeply resent you someday and you're my childhood hero the personification of safety and freedom and everything Good and fundamentally maybe I'm not really Good the way you are and I'm a twisted mirror a mosaic of everyone who came before me a glimpse at everything that'll come after you so maybe we'll never truly see eachother after all and maybe we also understand each other in a truly unique and indescribable way

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

haha yeah man female dogs are bitchy and female horses are bitchy and female cats are bitchy and female ferrets are bitchy and female rats are bitchy and female guinea pigs are bitchy and female birds are bitchy and female rabbits are bitchy and female everything is bitchy. lol! isn’t it so funny how you think that! isn’t it so silly that this is your perception of literally every species! haha! i’m sure there’s nothing to unpack there! i’m sure you’re 100% accurate and unbiased in your conclusion that female animals are just inherently evil! i’m sure you have very normal thoughts about human women too! teehee! isn’t everyone laughing! isn’t it so goofy!

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

You ever think about how many female characters in DC died because of acts of violence committed by men and how the well of souls reincarnates the souls of women who died because of acts of violence committed by men into amazons, meaning DC could very easily bring those (usually fridged) women back to life as amazons

a lot of boobie artists are really not very good at drawing how breasts actually lay when one is bare chested so it always looks like their nudie gals are wearing invisible bras. FAKE FANS!

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go

every day dc comics tries to act like jason todd isn’t a guy who has never had sex in his life