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Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works

My dad’s funeral was funnier than friends

you all have permission to laugh at this it’s okay

chaotic dumbass

I nearly spit out my fucking drink.

what a precious fucking nerd!!!

SQUIDWARDS AND PLANKTONS SENT ME

SQUIDWARDS GHGHJGJHDHJG

PATRICKS IS BASICALLY JUST PATRICK AS A CHARACTER OH MY GODS XD

Okay I know Clancy Brown is Mr. Krabs but I wasn’t prepared to hear Mr. Krabs’ voice coming from Clancy Brown

all those posts like “don’t give yourself bangs during quarantine” “don’t dye your hair” “don’t shave your head” are honestly bullshit this is the Perfect time you’re literally not allowed to leave the house for god knows how long do something crazy who gives a fuck

I was thinking this guy was fortnite dancing until I realized this is probably where Epic stole it from

Donald Faison improvised this dance on Scrubs and yes, Fortnite stole it.

He also wasn’t compensated or credited, and he’s pissed about it

Please don’t yell at retail employees during all this. It is not their fault that the stores are out of toilet paper, hand sanitizer, etc. etc.. They’re doing their best and they’re going through the same exact thing as the rest of us. Be kind.

Me quite a few times. College life is skressful, bruh.