Be the Thermostat, Not the Thermometer

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

Just saw a little boy with a backpack running to catch a bus carrying his lunch packed in a brown paper bag it was such a classic sight I felt like i was seeing a frog on a lily pad or a mouse eating a cheese

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing

when i get my eating habits right and start exercising and read more books and engage with fulfilling hobbies and figure out how investing works and find all the good places to hike near me and adopt a new pet and learn a new language and get my migraines and anemia and acid reflux under control. then you will realize