starrrs

steam used to mean water in the air now it means games. how far weve fallen

stream also used to mean water. jesus christ

no they dont mean those things anymore

that is actually my main principle of explicit fic is that the personalities stay On during sex.

being an adult = saying things like "i have dnd tonight so i HAVE to take a nap this afternoon or i WILL be cranky"

i love wesker but capcom's complete inability to pick one characterization and stick with it will never not be funny. "okay here's our villain, he's iceman topgun but evil. WAIT no actually he's david bowie. WAIT no he's evil blond neo from the matrix. WAIT no -"

This comic is making me genuinely emotional. Wesker is so interesting because he's a badass villain, but there surely had to be some humanity at some point. He wasn't modified really until after the events of Resident Evil with his resurrection, so moments like this had to have happened.

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography